Rift

lowk it feels as if i was made to order something from tokyo. something so cool id reach the peaky peaky of existence and flyway. like im jumpin over something. maybe IF i more jump more, i could figure out the color of drops. im like a flyer, always going forward, honestly its making me go CR詠ZY. like some kind of rad dog. like i just drank a full bottle of all in one shampoo. its almost like an all save challenge, where they play a starry sky melody as i become potatoes. i can feel it in my D/N/A. like im being reborn as something close to grey. so close that i'd smile.

the word 'swim' is doing a lot of heavy work here

Not half as much as the audio is

girlfriend keeps a kyubey plushie just to beat up when she's angry so sometimes i'm running down the list of questions to ask to help her figure out what would make her feel better and "do you want to hurt kyubey" is often one of them

"why r u smiling at ur phone" bc my friebds 🌈🌈🥰🌞 and i love friend 😊😊😊🫂💞 Friends 👍👍🌈 And im Happy 😊😊🫂💞👍🌈

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

Books are so cool because there are no fucking ads in them