the cat's meow

@ridinpurrty

hi im b and i tell more dad jokes than actual dads. born to be a groupie. mermaid in a past life. awkward as fuck. - snapchat: RidinPurrty - Instagram: RidinPurrty it me

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“omg i love animal crossing!” i say as i don’t check on my town for months, weeds have overgrown, the town is on fire, tortimer is dead, nook is bankrupt,

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No one be listening to me that's why I got a blog in the first place

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someone: just don’t overthink it! me: ok….yes….sure…I will definitely…not…do that

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what would you do if you went to a party and they was playing owl city fireflies

Go hard

Planet earth might turn slowly but this ass don’t

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when ur mama comes home

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Also looked kinda good in snapchat?

you don't know sadness, loneliness, and a feeling of being forgotten until your group of best friends you moved away from are always making plans in the group chat and share pics of all of them hanging out. This fucking sucks.

As soon as you think “maybe I can get up early and just finish it tomorrow” you’ve already lost

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what’s the next fetish y’all gonna start in 2016

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Consistency and communication

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Definitely the type of person to take the long way home to listen to more songs

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*fully embraces wine mom culture at age 19*

*scrolling through tumblr*

me: *picks up the phone* hello 911 id like to report some nasty ass shit

*sirens blaring*

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Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"

Me: Someone told me to go to hell

Me: Couldn't find it at first

Me: But now I'm here

about a week ago i found this in a goodwill, one of those “grow in water” toys but

there’s no pictures of what might be inside besides the awful baby clipart, and i am insanely curious about whats actually in the egg

15 hour adventure starting now

9 hours in and there is a crack on the egg, i repeat, crack on the egg

what if it’s really not a baby and it’s a turd

WELL WE GON FIND OUT

hour 23 WHAT THE FUFCK IS THAT

THE EGG CONTAINED SOME KIND OF ELDRITCH MONSTROSITY THAT IS NOT A BABY ABORT MISSION ABORT ABORT

I JUST WENT AHEAD AND TOOK IT APART

OH

HOLY PISSING HELL

MY CHILD

IGUANA WHY

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