shout out to the old guy who orders egg wraps from my job every day and came in on christmas with a $25 gift card for the two transfems on staff and no one else. the one true ally.

i understand the hip people who are like "experiences > things" but also to some extent it's like THINGS IS EXPERIENCES though. Things is the experience of getting the thing. fuck me you're making me sound like a scummy materialist and that's making me angry. I think my anger will force me out of the house to go and get a pack of cigarettes. which I will... [eyebrow raising to suggest I am making a profound point] experience.... smoking

I don’t have no quarrel with the whole “things and experience” connection. But in regard to your text post you should review the rules for singular nouns and plural nouns. Your choice of using is instead of are caused me to become very weary after about two seconds into reading the post. Have a nice day

Shit the fuck up

"ok well in MY school," your school was wrong. this is really common with schools. they routinely teach us a lot of bullshit. we all understand this until it comes down to something we've been doing wrong for 20 years and are mad at being called out on

always remember that chell is canonically* a transgender woman

This is the best, most on-brand way for roller skates to be introduced to the world.

“One of his ingenious novelties was a pair of skaites contrived to run on wheels. Supplied with these and a violin, he mixed in the motley group of one of Mrs Cowley’s masquerades at Carlisle House; when not having provided the means of retarding his velocity, or commanding its direction, he impelled himself against a mirror of more than five hundred pounds value, dashed it to atoms, broke his instrument to pieces and wounded himself most severely”

the internet tells me that five hundred pounds in 1760 is the equivalent of over a hundred thousand dollars today, nice work.

literally for real going crazy in such a cyclical and incommunicable way i feel like im 14. hellooooo sufjan stevens i need your help again