โIโve never seen one of these completely to my taste so i decided to make my own!
โI canโt do anything right.โ
โPlease donโt cry.โ
โWhy are you awake right now?โ
โWhy are you lying to me?โ
โWake up! Please wake up.โ
โForget it, youโre a fucking asshole.โ
โDonโt you ever do that again!โ
โIs that blood?โย โโฆ..No?โ
โPlease donโt lie to me again, I canโt take it.โ
โDo you even still love me?โ
โNobodyโs seen you in days.โ
โIโm worried about you.โ
โCan you shut up for once in your life?โ
โHolding everything in doesnโt help, you know.โ
โAre you hurt?โย โNo.โย โThen why are there bruises all over your face?โ
โIf you donโt hug me right now I think I might fall apart.โ
โGo with me?โย โAs long as you hold my hand.โ
โIs there a reason youโre blushing like that?โย
โHave you seen my hoodie?โย โNooo.โย โYouโre wearing it, arenโt you?โ
โHave you always been this beautiful?โ
โOH youโre jealous!โ
โCan we stay like this forever?โ
โPlease just kiss me already.โ
โI think you might be my soulmate.โ
โSleep over? Please?โ
โAre we on a date right now?โ
โI think Iโm in love with you.โ
โHeโs so pretty I think Iโm gonna faint.โ
โAre you flirting with me?โย โYou finally noticed?โ
โAm I your lockscreen?โย โYou werenโt supposed to see that.โ
โI missed you so much.โ
โDo you think the moon is jealous of how pretty you are?โ
โIโm here for you.โ
โI wish we could live together already.โ
โAll I do is drink coffee and say bad words.โ
โQuit touching me, your feet are cold!โ
โI think I just ripped my pants.โ
โSharing is caring, now give me the hoodie!โ
โCan I pet your dog?โย โDo I know you?โ
โDid you seriously just get your foot stuck in a toilet?โย โMaybe.โ
โIf I die, Iโm haunting you first.โ
โBut Iโve never told you that before.โย
โStop being grumpy, itโs lame.โ
โSo, uh, I locked the keys in the car.โ
โIs the cat in a onesie?โย โUh, no?
โCan we please stop running? I think Iโm dying.โ
โYou come here often?โย โWell, I work here. So I think Iโd have to sayย โyesโ.โ
โArenโt we supposed to be working?โ
โYOU SAID TO BE HONEST STOP HITTING ME!โ
โOkay, so maybe I didnโt see that coming.โ
โIโm too sober for this.โย โYou donโt even drink.โย โMaybe I should start.โ