Sitting behind your crush like

it’s very frustrating being a girl and trying to flirt with other girls like. you tell them, ur cute. ‘Aw thank you’ no. no i’m being gay with you. homo intended. damn it

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How many innocent cats have been lifted in the air because of The Lion King?

I want to throw up

Uhm.. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!?

I was speaking to a customer in Japanese once at work and my coworker overheard me and later in the break room he said to our other coworkers “man Andrew was over there speakin Naruto”

Am I the only one whose internet addiction started with my parents not letting me fucking go anywhere

And then they started complaining about me not going out anywhere

And now when I go out they complain im never home

Where is the lie?

You know who did the teen hero thing right? Kim Possible, that’s who. She never messed around with that secret identity thing or with not letting her parents or friends know what she was doing so she never had to deal with, “Oh, I’m gonna miss this important family event to save the world”  or, “What’ll happen if my friends find out my secret identity?” bullcrap. It was like, “Mom, Dad. I gotta go deal with this Drakken sitch,” and they’d just be like, “Have fun. Tell Ron we said hi.” She had that hero/personal life balance thing on lock. I aspire to have my life as in balance as Kim Possible.

#same thing with school#it’s like#did you want that volcano do wipe washington state off the map?#no#good now let me retake that math test

I thought this was about kim kardashian for a second

No, but seriously, when I was a kid, I had story books retelling Noah’s Ark and The Tower of Babel, and I didn’t learn till Grade 6 that they were from the Bible.

Chris Hemsworth was named sexiest man alive???? Ummmmm????? Sasuke Uchiha????

you fuckign weaboos i just reblogged this post and searched the name thinking this was gonna be some sexy guy and its afucking anime character? get the hell out