Should go without saying but never date a cop and christ never marry one. Rule of thumb if he's legally untouchable he's ethically unfuckable. You don't like that cop, you like buff men in tight clothing. I can show you more of those, better ones. Take my hand.

is mikey way an omega

no because he's not a mammal. He lays eggs remember

fine. mikeyway is the world's first platypus omega

he was avidly anti heat suppressants until mcr broke up and that's why he has been deyassified since. SAD!

well OBVIOUSLY after mcr got back together he stopped taking them again..... tour = all the alphas the world has to offer. don't be stupid.

shocking display of ignorance and bigotry here. are you implying pete wentz is an alpha.

well no. heychris however ...?

NOT heychris either he's an alpha passing omega. mikey is a proud omega4omega 80 percent of the time

and who's the other 20 percent. who's the other 20 percent answer me right now

Ian McKellan

Love that one scene in Return Of The King that's like "bad news, sauron knows everything pippin knows. good news, pippin knows absolutely fuck all."

my favorite scene in LotR as a kid was when Sam started miserably freestyling in the tower of Cirith Ungol and the only reason he ever found Frodo was because he deliriously tried to join in