riddle-man

i should be allowed to kill people based on how they talk about lesbians

I did a line of dewdrops this morning

when the wife is away i get to watch jerma 😈

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

the world is so big and beautiful

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

can i borrow 1 thousing dollers

we're just normal men

Why the heck is this dude trying to confirm if the frog puppet is hetrosexual???

assessing the situation before he shoots his shot

Happy Pride to Kermit the Frog, questioning king