Sucktastic.

2018 we are being as corny as we want and we are having fun

I want my husband to have this accent

alright, that’s fine, that’s pretty con-fucking-venient 

A cough is just a crunchy breath

I can’t express how upset it makes me that shyness in women is sexualized, anger in women is sexualized, ignorance/ lack of intelligence is sexualized, intelligence is sexualized- being a woman is being sexualized for everything you feel or do.

But if you’re a sexual woman, you’re demonized

Whoop there it is.

@stephenmango

me when someone asks how im doing lately

I feel like she understands me

this is what it’s like having siblings

Accurate

the screech lmfaooo

I remember on my 4th grade field trip my class was standing on a hill and my teacher said “lets roll out” and I was like oh ok so I stared rolling down the hill and I had to hold my teachers hand for the rest of the day

im not like other teenagers, im 51