Rick of Awesome

What happened to the central part? That secret (the "darc" secret, if you will) (and you will) has been lost to history ... until now, when you will reveal the truth to the world!

So ... WHY did you poison him, stab him, blugeon him about the head with one of those sausages the length and weight of a bowling pin, shoot him with a crossbow, push him out a 5½ story window, and run him over with a 2005 Honda Civic?

(For Example: Mine was a truly wild series called Tenchi Muyo.)

If you had to listen to one of these (fictional) options for one whole hour, uninterrupted, which would you choose?

This could be based on literally anything, including just vibes. But ideas could come from mythology (gods and spirits and heroes and monsters from different cultures). Or history (figures who famously studied or thought about or worked with deep space, black holes, etc.). Or media (many different stories, games, and movies have characters, classes, and species who are connected with darkness, etc.). Or simple word association derivatives (for example, "shadow" could lead to "obscuration" which could give Obs, Scura, Scurat, Obcurt, Osurti, etc.).

I really hope that more schools or universities don’t do this since it is just a scam at that point since there is no solid path to be successful as an influencer, no formal golden exam. Especially since you can get that advice for FREE by watching other YouTubers’ content or from streamer university clips of videos of the lessons for free on YouTube

(Every story is made of tropes, just like how every sentence is made of words. Still, some tropes can feel a bit overused if a storyteller doesn't do something different with them. What do you think could be an interesting variation to this trope? It doesn't need to be elaborate or surprising or original, just something that might appeal to you personally.)