you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

I have stopped writing the great american novel to look at tumblr.

float like a butterfly (nervously forgets end of quote) green like a pea

I’ve spent years cultivating an anti-blonde men agenda just for Dragon Age to undermine it every single game.

i hope you all think of me not just as your friend but as your mutual who likes your personal post like way too soon after you posted it

"They tried to kill eachother!!" oh my godddd that was only a couple of timessss and they were literally flirtingggg shut uppppp

Would you like to take ibuprofen together after work?

ur actually a bad person and a terrible human being for shaving ur legs, is that what u wanna hear