Be the change you want to see.

Get it

This is the ugliest decor I’ve ever seen in a porno

Ok, but who did the robber fuck?

Thank God!

this could be us ❤️

This is better than any snl sketch

IS THAT LINDSEY STIRLING

#now onto the more important thing: hummus#edit: i think what really gets me#is the implication that this woman is the only person that the hummus story would ever have worked on#that no one else would have believed the hummus story for even a moment#but this boy just happened to have a mother who did not know until that very moment that her favorite food was hummus#the one person on earth who took a single bite of hummus and thought#this explains all those orgasmic sounds#i need no further explanation#all i care about now is hummus (@unpretty)

I mean, if ANYTHING on this planet is gonna even come close to gay sex in terms of importance, it’s hummus.