the golden god

introducing the local trash ricardo

Mia: Hey you, wanna come over to Five by Night?

Mia: I could use some company, it's a slow shift...😪

Mia: Drink's on me!

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it hadn’t been long since eyes had opened to blaring hospital lights , and although they weren’t unfamiliar to jaden it didn’t make things any easier . digging prongs of a plastic fork through gruel-like food dark eyes glanced to the visitor in the doorway , forcing a smile in their direction and extending a wire bound arm to offer a mouthful . “ if you eat this for me i won’t tell anybody , “ he joked , punctuated with a waggle of thick brows , “ — and you can go grab me a mcdonalds too to compensate . c’mon , you can’t say no to a sick boy , “

Confess something you’ve thought about me on anon

“I would love to slide into your DMs, drop your username and I shall make that happen.”

Confess something you've thought about me on anon

“Ain’t that the truth?”

Confess something you've thought about me on anon

“Thanks.”

Confess something you've thought about me on anon

“No one knows me. I am an enigma.”

“Addicted to someone else? Yer, good luck with that broski.” Ronnie sighed as he leaned back further into the couch, allowing ricardo to swipe the phone from his hands. “What are you even gonna put on that? Lone boy needs to get his depressed ass onto someone else?”

“What’s the plan, bro? Are you going to stay depressed forever?” Ricardo did not understand. “Absolutely not. I am going to pretend you're not who you are and just try to attract a woman.” He chuckled at his own joke. “Let’s talk about your preferences.” Scrolling through the app, he looked over Ron. “We’ll also need a new selfie.”

Ronnie found himself stalking katy’s instagram more then a few times a day. She was a huge fan of the platform and posted quite frequently, though it wasn’t helping ronnie’s mental state. She looked so happy whereas he was struggling. “Fuck off, bro.. It’s been four months to the day, i ain’t even gonna date someone again so get that idea outta your head.” He never once glanced up from his phone, his thumb aimlessly scrolling through katy’s feed. 

“Four months sounds like four years and that means you need to move on. You should be like thank you, next.” Ricardo rolled his eyes, grabbing Ron’s phone from his hand and put it in his pocket. “You are like a crack addict, bro. It’s obvious we can’t cure your addiction but we could have you get addicted to someone else.” It made sense in Ricardo’s twisted mind. “I am going to set up a Tinder profile for you and you will meet someone new. Someone you like even more than Katy.”

“Motherfucker,” Tyson curses. After all the trouble they went to get this random goat (entirely unrelated to the original one). “This is why you will die unloved and alone. C’mon, Ric.” They leave the goat with Dennis, Tyson flipping him the middle finger as he storms off. 

“You better watch mouth, you lizard looking mealworm.” Dennis yelled as he watched Tyson and Ricardo leave, he looked over the goat, then his gaze shifted to Tyson. “Or I will raise your rent!” He glared at the goat because it started eating his plant again. He had no choice but call the animal control, he couldn’t deal with this beast himself.

Sasha: yeah lol not my place to judge anyway

Sasha: true but if its not trashed theres always hope

Sasha: lmao i bet

Sasha: playin wonderwall a lot?

Ricardo: that is true

Ricardo: how dare you?

when: friday 6th, late evening where: cinema paradiso foyer, after a viewing of the majestic (2001) who: @slchat​ / open

Anya tosses a piece of popcorn up into the air only to catch it in her mouth a second later. “Ah-ha!” she exclaims, over-confidently. Another piece tossed in the same way and bam, it hits the floor. “Shit.” Holding her half-empty popcorn bucket she bends down, picking up the piece that had gone rogue so she could bin it on the way out the door. Sugar buzzed, she rocks on the heels of her feet as she looks at who she’s with. “Where next? Dungeon? The arcade? Oooooh, Five by Night?” She laughs, head cocking to the side as though the following statement was really going to sell the late night karaoke bar. “We can duet?” 

“Don’t worry about it, someone else will clean it.” Ricardo said with a shrug, watching Anya pick the piece, chuckling quietly. “No, no, no. Not Dungeon.” Today was his day off, he wasn’t going to spend it at his workplace too. “Five by Night sounds good actually, I know the bartender, he can give us free drinks.” Brows knitted together at Anya’s suggestion, Ricardo would never miss an opportunity to be on the stage, even his terrible singing voice wouldn’t stop him. “I am down. As long as I get to pick the song.”