why dont you grow wings and fly up my butt

what a perfect day to remember that rhett and link wrote and filmed strangers to lovers au fanfiction about themselves

yanno these intricate rituals are getting a lot more explicit….

Rhett McLaughlin: “I’d have to get naked and press against him.”

i love rhett so much. i love where his brain goes and how word-focused he is. i love his laughter and his fierceness and his mean side. i like when he’s cocky because he deserves to be, and when he’s soft and shy it’s all the more real. i like when he talks out of his ass and when he makes everyone laugh. i like that he’s got more love than he knows what to do with it and it spills out his eyes. i like when he talks about his friends and his dog and his family. i like the way he touches link and his singing voice and his black/white checkerboard vans. 

testicle torture enthusiasts after a long day: aah time to hit the sack

A Star Is Born (2018).