For Stromgarde

which oc would straight up open a bottle of vodka in the middle of an interview

DM: “Our ranger no longer needs a heart. His liver does what his heart used to do, only now it’s circulating alcohol through his veins instead of blood.”

I like you // I love you // You’re one of my best friends // You’re like family // You are family // I dislike you // I hate you // I’d kill you if I got the chance // I’m scared of you // I would adopt you // I’d date you // I’d sleep with you // I’d marry you // I’m worried about you // You confuse me // You’re annoying // I pity you // I respect you // I feel protective of you // I’d invite you with me to parties // I’d lend you my money // I’d borrow your money // You’re good-looking // I’m suspicious of you // I’m hiding something from you // You’re fun // You’re boring // You’re nice // You’re mean // You’re smart // You’re stupid// I look up to you // I think you’re a better person than me // I think I’m a better person than you // I want to apologize to you // I wish I’d never met you // I never want to forget you // I want to get to know you better

This your coat, varikenevans?

Do it. Add a ‘please’ and I’ll have literally all of my RP characters rate yours.

Yes

Send me a ■ and the muse will say aloud the first thing they think internally about your character.

Person B, the tall one in the relationship, holding objects high above their head just to watch a short Person A try to jump for it. 

that shit look like a real life glitch

oh my god oh my god oh my god

Fuck me