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MCU Poster Edition, feat. Tony Stark IRON MAN 2 (2010) dir. Jon Favreau

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The accords literally just said that the Avengers had to get a warrant. Explain to me how thatโs a bad thing.
cartoon appearances:ย tony stark
Fantastic Four: Earthโs Greatest Heroes S1 Ep16 Shell Games
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team cap stans: the accords were infringing on the avengersโ rights
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No matter what peopleโs thoughts are about Team Iron Man or Team Cap, thereโs no excusing uncovering a terrorist organization murdered two people and then covering it up so their son doesnโt find out and cut off funding to find the brainwashed assassin who killed them.
The โJust the thought of Team Cap walking all over Tony makes me want to trash my room, I just want unashamed, biased, pro-Tony quality content, is that too much to ask??โ inspired ficlet Iโve been holding back for a while:
Bitterness ahead, guys. Not Team Cap friendly. Nor is it particularly deep or rational. I just wanted to get a couple of thoughts out of my head. Basically Tony is done being the teamโs sugar daddy, only it comes to light in a very roundabout way.ย
โWhen are my arrows gonna be fixed anyways?โ Clint grumbles, rubs a hand over his sore shoulder. The one that wouldnโt have gotten injured, had his shot hit the target it was supposed to. Which it should have, his aim had been fine. The problem were the arrows. Someone must have screwed up somewhere in the production because they werenโt perfectly balanced.
Theyโre sitting in the conference room at the (mostly) restored compound. Tony is tapping away on his StarkPad, not even bothering to look up. He must have felt the questioning glances and noticed the silence, but he still doesnโt react.
Steve resists the urge to roll his eyes. He doesnโt want to encourage the tension between them, things are bad enough as it is. If only Tony would put in some effort as well, instead of going out of his way to antagonise them, maybe they could make some actual progress.
โYo, Stark!โ Clint snaps, voice reaching that biting sharpness he reserves specially for the billionaire.ย โIโm talking to you!โ
Tony shows no outward reaction, which is strange to see. Back when they first came back, he used to move at all times, sharp and erratic, never staying still. Steve shakes his head at their unnecessary power play.
Tony answers before he has the chance to reprimand them though.ย โHow would I know?โ he asks, a brief frown flittering across his face as he scribbles something down onto the tablet.
The outraged look on Clintโs face tells everyone present that this meeting wonโt get back on track any time soon. Itโs understandable, really. Clint has been forced to fight three battles with faulty equipment and frankly, the lack of concern Tony is showing for his team matesโ safety is nothing short of callous. Steve knows things havenโt been good between them but this is the first time he wonders if things could really be so bad, that Tony would hold necessary equipment back on purpose.
Itโs a terrible thought, but try as he might, Steve isnโt able to shake it off.
At least the rising tension finally causes Tony to look up and meet Clintโs glare. Heโs wearing sunglasses even though theyโre inside, like he always does. Steve doesnโt like it. Makes it harder to read Tony, to tell what heโs really thinking. Absently, he admits that this is probably why Tony wears them so religiously.
โWhat do you mean โhow would you knowโ?!โ Clint snarls, enraged.ย โMy arrows have been acting up for weeks and you still donโt know how to fix it?!โ
Tony stares at Clint, the expression on his face unreadable. Then, after a long, long moment of heavy silence, the answer.
โIโm not fixing your equipment.โ
For a moment, itโs deadly quiet, as Steve struggles to process the meaning of what Tony has just said.
โTony,โ Steve hastily inserts himself as soon as he finds his voice again, before Clint can throw himself across the room and deck him,ย โI know there are still some issues we all have to work through, but thatโs not an excuse to-โ
โHold it right there, Rogers,โ Tony interrupts. Itโs never Cap, always Rogers these days. The pain the distinction causes still catches Steve by surprise more often than not.ย โIโm not sure where you get this from but Iโm not your mechanic. I donโt work for you. So if Barton here has an issue with his weapons, he needs to take it up with the people in charge. Considering how often you remind me that itโs not me, youโd think youโd have figured that part out already.โ
โBut itโs not working!โ
Tony sighs. The deep, heavy sort of sigh you usually expect from an exhausted parent after their insistent child asks,ย โAre we there yet?โ for the 34th time.ย โThen take it up with the quartermaster. Or Agent Hudson. Or one of the techies. Seriously, Barton, you signed the Revision. Whoโs responsible for what is right in there, section 12 to 17. Besides-โ he pauses.
โWhat are you waiting for? Go on!โ Clint demands between gritted teeth, hands curled into tight fists. Thankfully, heโs not throwing anything. Yet. โDonโt get shy with me now!โ
Tony straightens in his seat. Steve inwardly sighs. That man has never been able to let a challenge go unanswered.
โBesides,โ Tony continues, voice still surprisingly even,ย โchances are theyโre working just fine.โ
โYou think I canโt tell when my bow isnโt fucking working the way it should?โ Clint bristles.
The words actually cause Tony to lower his sunglasses for a moment, just to make sure there is no doubt about how stupid he believes Clint to be.ย โIโm saying youโre operating with a standard bow, Barton. The fabric and the construction limit the performance quality. Something Iโm sure an experienced archer like yourself has picked up on.โ
And yes, things are definitely getting ugly. That level of glacial cold in Tonyโs voice is rarely achieved, even now.
โThe why the fuck did you build a subpar bow?โ
Tony sighs again.ย โYouโre missing the point. Seriously, I can not believe weโre even having this conversation. I did not build that bow, Barton.โ
And thatโsโthatโs a surprise.
Tonyโs gaze trails over them all, taking in their confused, shocked expressions.ย โReally?โ he asks, exasperation dripping from every syllable.ย โDid any of you even read the Revision? The Avengersโ are an official unit. Their weapons and uniforms canโt be provided by a private party, especially not one who is part of the team. Have you ever heard the term conflict of interest?โ
โWhat about Stark Industries?โ Natasha asks. From the furrow in her brows though, Steve suspects she already knows the answerโand doesnโt like it one bit.
โIโm not sure if you noticed,โ and now thereโs no mistaking the mocking in Tonyโs tone,ย โbut SI doesnโt sell weapons anymore. It was kind of a big thing, couple of years back.โ
โBut- But yours are better!โ Clint splutters. It sounds plaintive and weak, even in Steveโs ears, but at the same time he knows what Clintโs struggling to say. Itโs not about getting your toys taken away. Itโs about their safety and efficiency in the field. On bad days, itโs about the survival of their entire planet.
โI canโt believe you would risk the teamsโ lives and safety like this because of a petty argument,โ Steve says, unable to keep quiet any longer, nor bothering to hide the honest disappointment.
Tony, unimpressed as always, simply snorts.ย โYouโre an official unit, but before that youโve been working for SHIELD for years. Did you ever have the very best equipment mankind was capable of providing at the time? No,โ he answers his own question in a breeze,ย โyou didnโt. Why? Because youโre agents, soldiers. And sure, the government wants to protect us, wants to keep us alive and make sure our missions succeed. But they have limited funding, which means everyone has to deal with the best cost-efficient option available. If youโve got the right connections to get something more, then lucky you, but that makes you an exception, not a rule.โ
โYou donโt need to explain real life to me!โ Clint snaps aggravated.
โThen why do you feel entitled to something better?โ That question, sharp and cutting, makes the archer still, his mouth open but with no retort forthcoming. Tony is blinking at him now, head tilted sideways in child-like curiosity.
โOf course, if I, as a private citizen, decided to build something that doesnโt violate any laws and give it to a friend as a gift, that would be something else, wouldnโt it?โ Tony continues after a moment, voice softer now, but no less cutting. His eyes are fixated on Clint, sunglasses pushed back, eyes dark and unmoved.ย โThe average update would take me what, a week or two? Thatโs a lot of time to invest into a single project, especially when the ultimate use is so limited. How many people can possibly profit from improved protective vest versus how many people improve from an exploding arrow is a really fascinating comparison to make.โ
โSo you see, Barton, even if I could improve your bow, thereโs no logical reason why I should waste my time like this.โ
โTony!โ Steve interrupts, scandalised.ย โClintโs life depend on his aim! Our lives depend on it! How can you justify not providing him with the most basic necessities.โ
Tony doesnโt even try and look abashed, instead he throws his head back and laughs.ย โThis is how you want to play it, Rogers? Because Iโm rich and a genius, I owe it to you to devote my time, attention and money to bettering your lives? What about the seven billion other people on this world? Donโt they deserve the same consideration, hm? What makes you so special that I should put your needs before anything else?โ
Steve opens his mouth, but Tony doesnโt give him a chance to speak.
โI tell you what this is: this is you realising Iโm no longer spoiling you rotten because you are in fact not my kids and I can cut you off whenever the fuck I want. And you donโt like it. Because guess what, I may be privileged, but so are you! Youโre heroes, most of the time, as far as the world is concerned. Youโve been living off my money and resources on top of that. Youโve always gotten special treatment and you like that. Youโre as far detached from theย โordinary man on the streetโ as I am, you just donโt have the self-awareness to fucking notice!โ
Tony sends them a sardonic smile that does in no way take the sting out of his words.ย โDonโt worry,โ he says,ย โyouโll still be special. Itโs just no longer my name footing that bill. Because weโre not friends. And as a business man, Iโm not at all sorry to tell you that you simply arenโt worth investing into.โ
And with that he stands, all blinding press smile, sweeps around dramatically, and strides purposefully out of the room. The automatic door closes noiselessly behind him, but he might have as well slammed it shut for all the difference it wouldโve made.
Itโs likely not a coincidence, that on their next mission Spiderman, Vision and Miss Marvel all showcase new, incredibly features and weapons that canโt have been created by anyone else. And itโs impossible to know for sure, what with the mask on, but Steve is one hundred per cent certain that Spiderman is smirking at them.
He is not wrong.
Let me know what you think? And please excuse any mistakes, Iโll re-read this tomorrow. Also this is the last post for today. Iโm tiredtiredtired now and think Iโve spread enough bitterness for the day. And spammed your dashes with enough endless posts probablyโฆoops.
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my ideal idea for the war machine movie would be rhodey taking down like 3 different major villains completely on his own with a subplot of him taking down a hydra branch that made its way into the military and also the white house and the only 'cameos' from tony just being two or three phonecalls in the worst possible time about the stupidest shit you could imagine.
like rhodey spying on 2 suspected hydra agents with tense build-up music in the background when his phone screen lights up and hes like 'the fuck do you want tony' in a hushed urgent tone and tony is like "this recipe says to 'fold in the cheese' what the fuck does that mean rhodey please" and the 2 men spot rhodey bc of it and the scene cuts to rhodey dragging the two knocked out nazi shits down the hallway for some impromptu interrogation while pressing the phone to his ear with his shoulder and explaining slowly what tony needs to do
rhodey escaping captivity he got into on purpose so he can get to know more of their plans: tony dude im in the middle of sth here what do you need
tony welding something in his workshop: nothin jim i just remembered when we almost made chlorine gas in the dorm room cause we couldnt get the whiskey stains out of that shitty carpet ahhahaha
rhodey while elbowing the last guard standing to unconsciousness: lmao yeah that was so stupid
I need this so much
Ok but what would make this work is that they are genuinely friends. Like he is a bit annoyed at the inopportune timing, but damn if he doesn't want to have a silly conversation with his best friend.
Ya know what? That scene in the Avengers, where Tony gets to the Helicarrier bridge and asks how does Fury see all his screens? That is still so damn iconic. Because on the surface, it comes across as Tony being a smarmy dick about everything. At least thatโs what Hill, and the rest of Shield on board, is probably thinking. Hereโs Stark, being a smartass again we hate him. Theyโre so busy getting annoyed at him that they completely fail to spot the bug that he installs, allowing Jarvis to start hacking Shield. There are at least three dozen Shield agents there, including Coulson and Natasha, and none of them spot Tony Stark sticking something suspicious on the side of a control panel in plain sight. Because theyโre too busy focusing on his behaviour.
itโs BECAUSE Tonyโs BEHAVIOR is TO DEFLECT AND AVOID CONFRONTATION I SCREAM
Tonyโs drawing attention to his behavior, not his hands. Heโs in a room full of soldiers and spies and yet? No one notices.

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Friend just said that Tony Stark participating in found family would have been out of character. Tell me you didn't understand the Iron Man movies without telling me that you didn't understand the Iron Man movies.