RHODES ISLAND

                   silent we shall be                    should conflict be avoidable                    but fight tooth and nail                    should it be necessary!

                   an arknights multi-muse blog                    as written by TOLLY xxx

“…”

“Oh bloody hell.”

“I’m ready for our date Młynar~ ❤”

Thinks about it for a moment.

‘ … yes. i should thank you for granting these nations mercy under your ‘ominous keyboard warrior skills.’’

the sound of the wrench falling to the ground raises an eyebrow but nothing more. ‘ i would hope your ‘digital skills’ were up to par considering your hand into these facilities. ’

‘ hm? i’m certain you’ve heard me. ’

           ‘ … and, if you’re planning on using that against me, you may want to find something with less recoil. we wouldn’t want you to break your wrist. ’

“Well actually I’m not gonna use anything against you ‘cause Kal’tsit’ll have my guts for garters if I threaten someone with a wrench. Again.”

And she just casually drops it off to the side with a thunderous clang.

‘ you should take this opportunity to improve your equipment. rhine material wouldn’t collapse so easily under minor stresses. ’

“Excuse you, Operator Saria?”

“Yeah, there’s my girl! Look at her whoopin’--”

“Waitafuckingminute--”

She gets closer to the screen. Not that she needs to. She has to make sure she’s not just seeing distortion in the image. Kazimierz wouldn’t know a decent camera for recording if it bit them on the arse, as far as she’s concerned.

“... How dare you--”

There was never any Pink Doggo. It was a collective hallucination. She never existed. Please stop pining for her. She's not real.