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…Now starting to wonder (in an idle way) where “old as dirt” falls on this spectrum. :)

hades and persephone except [tells it worse than ever before/the same as every other modern adaptation]

#haded and persephone except its demeter selling persephone to one direction @nil-number​ How does it feel to be the funniest motherfucker alive

nearly 80k reblogs and how many of you eat lamb

The ancient shepherds I'm referencing also ate lamb lol

yk what i hate though. is when i find a meme and im like THIS IS SO [cool intimidating mutual i never talk to] I SHOULD SEND IT TO THEM but then i remember ive never talked to them ever and so i cant just like give them a meme out of the blue and so the meme just withers and rots in my camera roll 😔

Reblog if a mutual who's never spoken to you can randomly send you memes that made them think of you.

Jerry saying he's the "last scholar of golb" while the Betty's Number 1 Fan is in front of him is foul

This is the funniest explanation for Boney M. anyone could ever have given, lmao.

Only a single one of you so far has mentioned 'Barbie Yaga' and I'm so proud of them and disappointed in the rest of you /j

Howl’s Moving Dreamhouse

Eagerly getting into the submersible industry, that’s the point there right?

I’m being informed that in light of recent events this is no longer true