Rhetorical Raven

this exchange between me and my sister about animal crossing reads like two comrades bleeding out on the battlefield

i literally cannot stop thinking about this post

I have no clue why this is so god damn funny but i cannot stop fucking watching it

Teatime

yooooooo wtf lmaooo

I found a company called “Frantic Meerkat” who makes journals whose sole purpose is to call me out

https://www.mincingmockingbird.com/collections/frantic-meerkat

I….I need all of them

it turns out that a resident cockatoo has figured out that if it just waddles back and forth along the rail it can get the maximum amount of attention and headskritches with the minimum amount of flying and objectively this is very cute but at the same time this was very nearly the way that a grown adult died of a heart attack at the zoo

i love bird tumblr so much, where else could you go “hey look at this bird” and have a complete stranger not only know where it lives, but declare that it’s their nemesis