i wanted to write something entirely without words

50% #mathieu amalric, 49% #fuck, 1% dumbass.

some intimacy and access to a skeleton army would go like crazy right now

forever thinking about that girl at my uni orientation who, after being told to pour out her water bottle before entering an event, looked at me and said "they tell us to stay hydrated and then make us pour out our water, this is like totally kafkaesque" and then poured out what was very obviously an entire water bottle full of whiskey. hope she's doing well.

you know back then they didn’t use to romanticize the past

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

going to the corner store to get more corners

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

you can have random one sided beef with ANYONE! it’s so beautiful. and it doesn’t cost any money!!!!!!

we need to bring back actors not playing a single sexually normal character in their entire career