pantasticobeliusâ:
âI would have knocked, but I forgot to put a door on top of my own cabin,â Obi says in means of an âapologyâ, looking around at the view from up here. It wasnât bad, all in all. Nothing compared to Tucker, of course. âYou almost died?â he repeats, full of doubt. Tucker has a tendency to dramatize some events. âWell, technically I got dumped for the third time by the same guy. So I kind of almost died. Kind of wished I did, to be honest.â He takes Tuckerâs phone from him and turns the camera on the other. âIâll take the picture for you. Strike a pose. And donât pucker your lips.â
âITâS OKAY! ... THIS TIME.â tucker shoots obelius the warmest smile possible, nodding steadfast. âyeah, just came back from hell and everything,â he says, matter-of-factly, âitâs a lot nicer than youâd think! no dinosaurs like youâd think, tho.â his entire story is derailed by the fact that the son of pan has been dumped not once, not twice, but thrice by the same person - and tucker canât help the bellowing laughter that escapes him. âwhat are you, like, desperate?â regardless, he poses as rigidly as possible, lips puckered and jaw clenched. âwhoâs the lucky guy, anyway?â













