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mel and trinity show up to work the next day and they can barely make eye contact with each other. whittaker is like whaaaat happened, you're not being sarcastic or calling her silly names, what's going on, why are you avoiding mel? and eventually trinity breaks down and confesses that she and mel went out for drinks after the fourth and they both got really really drunk and... and then she trails off so whittaker connects the dots and goes omg!!! did you guys hook up??? and trinity is like what no we just started talking about our childhoods and we told each out about our moms and we both cried in each other's arms and we fell asleep while i played with her hair and now i feel like i'm gonna hurl every time i see her. and whittaker is like ohhh... you 🫵 have a crush haha 🎶 santos and mel sittin in a tree 🎶 and then trinity starts beating him the nearest bed pan

i ship other things but there is something to be said about Mel not understanding Santos' sarcasm so frequently that she just gives up and starts being genuine and honest with Mel to communicate & thereby suddenly bonds with her in ways she hadn't been able to with many other people

Santos, trying to flirt with Al Hashimi: what if we had less chatgpt and more lgbt