I may eat him myself

Do you think Cersei would have been less or more insulted it Robert had called out Ned’s name on their wedding night instead of Lyanna’s

‘alicent would love taylor swift’ shut the fuck upppp alicent would listen to ‘catholic choral music (10 HOURS VERSION NO ADS)’ on repeat because she thinks that worldly music is sinful. when aemond goes through an emo phase she cries every night because she’s convinced that he’s becoming corrupted and his soul is lost. i do think that criston might listen to katy perry though.

I hate how prolific the rhaenyra/criston incel memes became in the fandom like idk I genuinely find their entire relationship and dynamic to be so upsetting and honestly heartbreaking like there’s actually a lot to discuss there but instead it’s just thought terminating meme statements

george has bad writing but it's rarely the 'bad' lines that the redditors give him shit for. yes i will defend 'fat pink mast' yes i will defend 'myrish swamp' and 'men call me darkstar and i am of the night' and 'the more she shat the more she drank' i actually dont care about any of them because they're effective for the tone and mood they're trying to convey. if im being honest my problem is that the dothraki dont get to be people

Brienne who has to dress up in male armour and Jaime who used to dress up as a girl as a child

dany is no true rhaenyraling because a fujoshi solution to her two adwd boyfriends hating each other never even occurs to her

easy to forget but book jon snow is great actually. he gets so drunk he cries in his first chapter. he's 16 years old and laser focused on loan negotiation. he keeps getting promoted against his will. he's the chosen fantasy protagonist with the worst genre awareness ever. he implements pro immigration social reforms. he has a giant albino pet wolf. he cuts a guy's head off. he thinks he invented cunnilingus. he's been dead for 15 years.