shakespeare is not pretentious. fans of shakespeare are pretentious. shakespeare is twelve hundred dirty jokes strung together by increasingly ridiculous plotlines and increasingly homosexual characters. don’t let the archaic language fool you

breaking news: ur actually gonna make it through and everything will turn out just fine

In honor of this post reaching 100,000 notes my nips are now banned from Tumblr

This is what they saw, all that time ago, like a cat before a storm

we need carbs and we need fats and we need proteins and honestly fuck diet culture for normalizing malnourishment 

so many men have no idea what to do when confronted with a woman who isn’t putting on a customer service personality

But so many women also don’t turn off their “customer service personality” for a guy when he wants to know the real them.

Maybe you should think about why you scare women.

The energy I’m trying to convey