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He’s welcomed into my guild anytime 
Did I stutter?
This is not allowed…..Your card has been declined.
*roommate passes by my door and stops because a strange chant is heard*
[opens door]
Roommate: “ummmm..what are you doing?…” *sees a picture of Euntae Hwang in the center of a candle circle*
Me: “I am summoning into existence my true love”
Roommate: “but I thought you were an atheist”
[crickets]
Me: [toaster timer dings] “………oh, that’s right”

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Roommate: *hears the door shut very loudly* “Wha- What happen?!”
Me: “oh that was my love expectations running out of the door”
[silence]
Roommate: “……I think you need help”
Me: “…Ma’am you have never been so right in your life”
If my last words were “let’s drink beer all night long” I wouldn’t be mad.
*breathes*…….[opens dairy]
note to self: trip more often, you’ll never know who you’ll land on….
Okay pal! *grabs him by his collar* listen here, and listen close…if you don’t get your ass in there and give it your best shot! I swear to you and to all the gods, that us, The council of Smut! Will declare you as a traitor and will burn you alive………
[another member of the council steps in] *hands up apologetically* what she is trying to say to is that a kiss is all we want…the rest is extra ~spicy~ *smirks maliciously*
*a spotlight at the podium* Hello welcome to my eulogy, here today we shall talk about how I died reading about the love that never could…..*wipes a single tear* but alas! A happy ever after is just a fairy tale….*keeps on talking* [people in the grocery store looking at each other wondering why a crazy chick is holding a stem of celery taking to herself amongst an audience of tomatoes]

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*throws credit card* I’LL TAKE BOTH!
[who will you choose?]
*searches under the bed* *moves pillows* *looks in closet* [roommate comes in]
Roommate: “hey..uh..what are you looking for, you’ve been in here for over an hour”
Me: *still searching* “my dignity Barbara……..my fucking dignity”
“And then they fu—” *gets hit with lamp*
*types in google* [How to climb a large tree]..........Don’t worry Tora I’ve been training for this
I love it when you make me feel good inside, how you taste.........*bites Cheeto*.......*holding back tears of loneliness*

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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True strength is resisting temptation 🙏........ *cLeaRS TabLe* “Take me here and NOW!!!”
*at cash register* Sir.....this is a Baskin Robbins. All I asked was if you wanted a one scoop or a double scoop.......