Tactical reloading of things that don’t need tactical reloads

I lost it at the toaster and couldn't make it past the smoke detector before reblogging

This is so satisfying to watch—

For more where that came from

on your what

Wolfgang Malamozart over here like damn

reblogging for whomever needs it

I’m a priest but I only bless soups. you could say I’m a man of the broth

clearly he doesn't

Wish I could go surfing on a thermal right now

#i attempt one of these and knock myself unconscious for eight hours

Gender is a performance, and baby, I'm a hack.

holy SHIT Kevin

The two people in the front wearing one shirt.

Are we really not going to talk about the guy in the back who is attached to another guy’s back while spinning?

WHAT ABOUT THE GUY THAT FALLS OUT OF THE WINDOW

WHY IS IT BACK

no you guys don’t understand, not only is this the first harlem shake out there… these guys aren’t normal military. This is “Telemarkbataljonen”. They’re pretty much the Norwegian equivalent of the fucking black ops. My brother knows a guy in this battalion, and when asked what they do there, he looked my brother dead in the eye and said “That is strictly confidential”. These guys are hard as shit, which makes this even more hilarious

hey does everyone remember the fucking harlem shake. this was goddamn inescapable in 2013

They should invent an essay where you just do research forever and then you never write anything