Veronica Mars is Smarter Than Me

they sell items at tjmaxx that even God is not aware of

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

this site ain't so bad. it's something to do in the mornings while ur bread toasts, right? ^_^

they’re married you asshole

u right, my bad

thats their lesbian daughter

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

not to be dramatic but i need a nap, a hug, 20k in cash, and to disappear for 3 months

Shoutout to Project Hail Mary for being the only media where the unconscious protagonist is dragged off screen by an alien spider monster and the audience's reaction is heartbreak on behalf of the alien spider monster.

Genuinely PHM's portrayal of alien life as something to be cherished and worked alongside with instead of feared and fought and murdered because they might be a threat to us is SO refreshing and I'm so glad everyone is acknowledging it.

did anyone else know that if you keep waiting for the right time you’ll end up waiting forever??