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i actually love how polar opposite these two are
yes - perfect - YES
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Who's writing smutt about this rn?
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logans claws coming out as he orgasms and he has our hands above our head
I usually don't write smut but I did try lol lmk if you enjoy! If you did please comment and reblog! Lmk if you'd like to be added to the taglist and request are open!!
Logan held your hands above your head as his hips rolled against yours. His pace frequently changed between frantically snapping his hips, chasing his high, and then slowly, teasingly thrusts into you as he mocked your whines.
He told you before you guys started to not touch his your tits and especially do not touch his your pussy "only I get to touch, ain't that right princess", but you just wouldn't listen so he moved his hands from your hips and the headboard of the bed to your wrists and that's where he was anchoring himself as he got lost in your warmth.
His head is nuzzled into your neck, he can feel his eyes roll back far into his skull as your scent flood his senses " fuck m'gonna cum princess i just fuck-" his voice is muffled but you can hear it clearly, you squirm trying to get out of his grip but the more you squirm the tighter his hold gets.
Moans pour from his lips when he feels you tighten around him, he nearly screams out as you cum around his cock for the third time that night. Before he could warn you that he was going to cum, he already was.
Your eyes widen when you catch a glimpse of silver from the corner of your eye, and you stutter his name "L-Logan?" He hums with his eyes close. He can't bring himself to pull out just yet, let alone move off of you. He can't remember the last time he came that hard, if he ever had before. "Give me a second darlin" he mumbled and as he goes to kiss the bruising skin of your neck he can feel the familiar sensation of discomfort coming from his knuckles and that makes him jump off of you faster than you could blink.
This never happened to him before. He was always hyper aware when it came to his claws when they were close to you or any past partners. He looked over to you, and you can see his eyes scan your body quickly. As he is trying to find any damage that could've come from his mutation, it felt like he couldn't breathe. When he sees that the only marks on your body are made from his mouth, his heart starts to beat once again. You open your arms, fake a pout and motion to him to come back to your shared bed, "come back pretty." his entire being seems to relax, and he allows himself to fall back into your arms.
"Give me ten, and I'll go make us food princess," he says as your hands begin to draw shapes on his back. "I'm okay with staying here for as long as you need pretty boy." You kiss his head, and he nuzzles back into your neck before resuming what he was doing before noticing that the claws ever came out. His heart soars as he hears your giggles and your protest of his kisses because his beard is just tickling you "too much."
Taglist: @mahi-tamashi @100percentlazybonez @lanassmarty @misscrissfemmefatale
prompt ! : x-men boys react to the porn hub intro playing from your phone .
â・° ⎠: SCOTT SUMMERS / CYCLOPS .
It doesnât click at first. The gears in his head barely turning as he stacks papers. Once he realizes, his head snaps to you with confusion. His lips tight in a pout, âWhatâs going on..?â he asks, as you hold back laughter.
âSorry! Didnât know my volume was up.â
unfinished business
deadpool (wade wilson) x f!reader
summary: in which you find your ex eating nachos on your couch in the middle of the night.
warnings: mature content mdni (unprotected sex, creampie), strong language.
word count: 4.4k
lowercase intended
after years of no contact, the last thing you expected to find in your apartment was deadpool, casually sprawled on your couch, shoveling nachos into his mouth like he owned the place.
your brain took a second to catch up. the smell of melted cheese and hot sauce filled the air, mixing with the sheer audacity of the situation.
âwhat the⌠wade?!â you shouted, dropping your keys.
deadpool turned his masked head toward you mid-bite, cheese stretching between his mask and the nacho like a bad rom-com moment. âoh, hey, babe, wait, i mean, ex-babe. yikes, thatâs awkward. how do people usually greet their long-lost, emotionally estranged exes?â he gestured wildly with his nachos. ââsup? howâs life? still mad at me? You look great, by the way.â
you blinked, still processing. âwhy the hell are you in my apartment?â
he gasped dramatically, clutching his chest. âwow. no âi missed you, wade!â or âoh my God, itâs been years, wade! letâs hug it out, wade!â just straight to the hostility. some things never change.â he shoveled another nacho into his mouth. âanyway, i got bored.â
âyou broke into my house because you were bored?â
âwell, technically, it was a break-in and a break-down, because i had some deep emotional realizations while waiting for you.â he patted the spot next to him. âcome. sit. letâs talk. or fight. or fuck. or all of them. iâm flexible.â
you folded your arms. âgive me one good reason i shouldnât throw you out right now.â
he held up a finger, pausing for dramatic effect. âi brought extra nachos?â
you scowled.
he sighed, setting the nachos down. âfine, fine. if you must know, i was in the neighborhood, saw your window all dark and lonely, and thought, hey, i wonder if (y/n) still wants to stab me after all this time!â
he leaned forward slightly, voice uncharacteristically quiet. âdo you?â
for the first time since walking in, you actually looked at him. same ridiculous red suit, same obnoxious energy, but there was something different underneath it. something hesitant. maybe even regretful.
after all this time, why was he even here?
that was the real question. and one you werenât sure you wanted the answer to.
âyou hurt me. wadeâ
your jaw clenched. âyou hurt me, remember?â
that shut him up. for half a second, anyway. he lowered the nacho, tilting his head. âso⌠weâre still mad about that, huh?â
your glare couldâve melted his mask off. âyou mean the part where i was just your second choice? where you said you loved me, but we both knew i was just filling the space vanessa left behind?â
he didnât answer immediately. and that was worse than a joke. worse than deflection. it was confirmation.
your chest tightened, but you refused to let him see it. âyou never really wanted me, wade. so why the hell are you here now?â
deadpool was quiet. no quips, no dumb jokes. nust that annoying, unreadable tilt of his head.
then, barely above a whisper âsheâs gone.â
you flinched, not expecting that. ââŚwhat?â
he shrugged, voice too light, too forced. âvanessa. gone. forever. she left me again, and the fault is mine this time. sheâs dating other guys now. a whole tragic movie subplot that ended with me alone and, shocker, i started thinking about you.â
you swallowed. Hard. âoh wow, so now that she doesnât want you anymore, again, you remembered that i exist! wow thatâs so kind of youâ you said sarcastically. âand what? you just assumed iâd still be here, waiting for you to come crawling back?â
he leaned forward, elbows on his knees. âi donât know why i came. i just⌠i ended up here. guess I was hoping youâd still hate me, because thatâd mean you still felt something.â
silence hung between you, thick and suffocating.
after a long moment, he picked up a nacho, twirling it between his fingers. âi get it. i was a massive dick. probably still am.â a dry chuckle. âi let you believe you were enough for me when I was still stuck in the past. and thatâs the worst thing Iâve ever done to someone.â
you scoffed. âyouâve literally killed people.â
âyeah, but they deserved it.â he glanced up at you. âyou didnât.â
for the first time since stepping into your own apartment, you felt off-balance. your eyes softened. wade wasnât supposed to apologize. he wasnât supposed to admit things.
he wasnât supposed to still feel like a wound you never quite let heal.
âno, i didnâtâŚâ you let out a slow breath. âso what now?â
deadpool tapped his chin. âwell, i was hoping youâd say, âwow, wade, iâm so overwhelmed by your honesty that I must forgive you immediately, now come eat these nachos with me and letâs make out dramatically while a romantic soundtrack plays in the background.ââ
and thatâs when you realized that he didnât understand a thing of how much he hurt you. his apologies didnât mean a thing.
you stared. âget out.â
âaw, câmon, at least think about it-â
âout, wade.â
he sighed, pushing himself off the couch. âfine. but just so you know, these nachos are your nachos, so technically, i was eating my feelings with you in spirit before you got home.â
you crossed your arms, watching as he moved toward the window. he climbed onto the ledge but hesitated.
one last glance. one last stupid, hopeful moment.
âyou could hate me foreverâ he murmured, voice uncharacteristically soft. âor⌠maybe someday, we could be something else.â
your throat tightened. âi donât owe you anything.â
he nodded. âi know.â a beat. âbut iâll probably still be back.â
and with that, he was gone.
leaving nothing but a half-eaten plate of nachos and a mess you werenât sure youâd ever really cleaned up.
it was nearly 3 am when you woke up to the faint sound of rustling in your kitchen.
at first, you thought you were dreaming. or maybe youâd finally lost your mind. because there was no way wade had the sheer audacity to-
clatter.
oh, he absolutely did.
you bolted upright, grabbing the nearest weapon (which happened to be a lamp), and stormed into the kitchen, only to find deadpool, standing in front of your open fridge, casually eating your leftover takeout.
in your house. again.
he turned, holding up a carton of noodles. âso, funny story, i was on my way to not bother you, but then i got hungry and remembered, âoh yeah! my totally-not-still-mad-at-me ex has great food.ââ he shoved a bite into his mouth. âso i figured, why not kill two birds with one-â
the lamp hit him right in the face.
âow! jeez! okay, rude!â he whined, clutching his head. âiâm technically concussed, so that was a crime against the disabled!â
you glared, breathing hard. âwhy. the hell. are you in my house again?â
he held up a finger as if making a grand point. âcorrection: I am not in your house again. I am in your kitchen this time. whole different vibe.â
you stepped forward, shoving him back against the counter. âyouâre unbelievable.â
he hummed, tilting his head. âi mean, you used to find me pretty believable when you were screaming my-â
you grabbed a knife. immediately.
he put his hands up. âwhoaâokay! jeez, weâre already at the murder stage? what happened to playful banter? witty back-and-forth? sexual tension?â
âthere is no sexual tensionâ you snapped.
deadpool tsked. âah, so you feel it too.â
you wanted to strangle him. and maybe kiss him. and then strangle him again.
instead, you backed up, running a hand down your face. âyou shouldnât be here, wade.â
âi knowâ he admitted, surprisingly easy. âbut that hasnât really stopped me before, has it?â
you let out a frustrated laugh. âno, it hasnât, because you donât respect boundaries, or personal space, or the fact that i donât need you in my life anymore.â
his grin faltered for half a second. just a flicker. but you saw it.
and you hated that it made you feel anything.
âyou really believe that?â he asked.
you swallowed. âi have to.â
he exhaled, pushing himself off the counter. âalright. if thatâs how you wanna play it.â
you expected him to leave. maybe throw in a dumb joke, do a dramatic flip out the window.
but instead, he stepped closer.
close enough that you could smell the faint scent of blood and gunpowder. that familiar deadpool smell that brought back a thousand stupid, reckless memories.
you didnât move.
neither did he.
âtell me to goâ he said, voice lower now. âtell me, and i will.â
you clenched your jaw. âwadeâŚâ
his gloved fingers ghosted over your wrist. barely there. just enough to make your breath hitch. âtell me you donât think about meâ he murmured. ânot even once. not ever.â
your pulse was a drum in your ears. you wanted to shove him away. you wanted to pull him closer.
instead, you did what you did best.
you fought.
with a smirk, you tilted your head, lips barely an inch from his. âyou know what i do think about?â you whispered.
he stilled. âwhat?â
you leaned up, breath warm against his mask.
then, you grabbed his wrist, twisted it behind his back, and slammed him into the counter.
you only managed to do this because it was the last thing he expected you to do and you caught him off guard. or maybe he just let you.
he groaned, more surprised than hurt. âoof, god, you are so hot when youâre violent.â
tou pressed harder, grinning as he winced. âyou like that?â
âi love that.â
you rolled your eyes, finally letting go. he spun around, shaking out his wrist, and let out a low whistle. âdamn. you still got it.â
âget out of my house.â
âokay, but counteroffer: what if we get tacos first?â
you just stared.
he clapped his hands. âalright, fine. no tacos. iâll leave.â
he made it two steps toward the window before pausing. glancing back at you.
you crossed your arms. âwhat now?â
he hesitated. just for a second. then, quietly:
ââŚyou ever think about what we couldâve been? it hadnât been such a dumbass?â
yes, all the time ânoâ your throat tightened.
he smiled. a sad, knowing thing. âliar.â he got closer to you, once again.
his voice dropped even lower. âremember that night in mexico? when we-â
âdonât.â i cut him off.
âaw, come on-â
you grabbed his collar and yanked him forward until your faces were inches apart. his breath hitched, and for once, he actually shut up.
âyou think this is a joke?â you murmured.
his voice came out rougher than before. âi think⌠we were never just a joke.â
you hated that he was right.
you hated that, despite everything, your body still remembered him. the warmth of him. the way he always smelled like gunpowder and bad decisions.
and worst of all?
you hated that you still wanted him.
his gloved fingers trailed up your arm, slow and deliberate. âtell me to leaveâ he whispered.
you should.
you should tell him to walk out that door and never come back.
but instead, your fingers tightened in his suit.
and you whispered, âmake me.â
deadpoolâs groan was pure filth.
âgod, i forgot how much I love youâ he muttered, voice dark with amusement. ânot the feelings part, ew, emotions, but the whole you wanting to kill me while also wanting to kiss me thing? chefâs kiss.â
you rolled your eyes, but you didnât let go.
his fingers slid under your chin, tilting your face up. âso⌠are we gonna keep pretending this tension isnât a thing, or are we finally gonna do something about it?â
you smirked. âwhat, you think iâm just gonna fall back into your arms like nothing happened?â
he hummed. ânot immediately⌠but give it, like, five minutes.â
you wanted to wipe that smug look off his face.
so you did the only logical thing.
you kissed him.
it was rough, all teeth and frustration, a collision of old wounds and unresolved tension. he groaned against your mouth, hands gripping your waist like heâd been dying to touch you again.
and maybe, just maybe, youâd been dying for it too.
but then, just as quickly, you shoved him away.
deadpool stumbled back, blinking. âholy- wait, was that a real kiss or just a mind game? i need clarification before I start planning our wedding.â
you wiped your mouth, smirking. âyouâre still a dumbass.â
he grinned. âand you still like me.â
you shook your head, turning to leave. âdonât push your luck, wilson.â
but as you walked away, you felt his gaze lingering, like he knew, no matter how much you fought it, this wasnât over.
not by a long shot.
the night felt thick with the tension hanging in the air. the kiss was a spark, a short, fiery burst, but it had left both of you with too much left unsaid.
you hadnât expected the kiss to affect you the way it did.
in fact, youâd expected nothing. youâd fully intended to push him away, to remind him that you didnât need him. but when his lips had finally met yours, all that confident indifference youâd been wearing cracked. it was a reminder. a reminder of what youâd lost.
and of what heâd taken.
but now, with him standing there, smirking like a damn idiot, you had to figure out what to do next.
deadpool ran a hand over his masked head, his lips still curled in that devilish grin. âso⌠not even a thank you for that?â
you narrowed your eyes, stepping closer again, just enough to make your pulse quicken. âyouâre an asshole, wade.â
âyeah, but iâm your assholeâ he shot back, voice low, teasing. âis that why you kissed me? because iâm still your favorite?â
the words hung in the air like a challenge. you didnât have to look at him to know he was watching your every move.
your throat went dry, but you refused to let him see it. âi donât need you in my life. i donât need you at all.â
he leaned in slightly, close enough that you could feel the heat radiating off him. âliar.â
you glared up at him, lips trembling from the weight of unsaid things. âwhat do you want from me, wade? i donât even know why youâre here.â
he stepped closer, just barely invading your space, his chest brushing against yours. the feeling of his body so close made your heart hammer in your chest.
âi told youâ he whispered, voice gravelly. âi donât know either. maybe i just wanted to see if youâd still throw me out on my ass or if thereâs more to us than the past.â
your lips curled into a sneer. âyou donât get to break in here and act like things can just go back to how they were.â
âwho said anything about going back?â his hand, warm and bold, slid down your arm. his fingers lingered just long enough to send a shiver up your spine. âmaybe i donât want things to go back. maybe i just want to⌠move forward.â
you took a step back, trying to push him away. but his hand followed, never leaving your skin, and the pressure between you was suddenly too much to ignore. the air thickened. you could feel the electricity crackling between you.
âi donât need you to move forward, wade.â the words were barely a whisper, as if you were convincing yourself more than him.
he chuckled softly, that familiar, infuriating sound that you hated but couldnât deny. âreally? âcause the last time i checked, you kissed me.â
you stiffened, your breath hitching. âyouâre delusional.â
he smirked. âmaybe. but you still donât want me to leave. not reallyâ his voice dropped, becoming darker, more dangerous. âmaybe you like me being here more than you care to admit.â
you felt the tension inside you snap. âi donât like it, wadeâ you bit out. âbut it drives me insane that youâre still standing here.â
âgoodâ he breathed, stepping even closer, his body pressing against yours, his face inches from yours again. âbecause iâm not going anywhere. not until you admit whatâs between us.â
his lips brushed against your ear as he spoke, sending an electric jolt through your entire body. âsay it.â
you took a deep breath, heart pounding, and tried to resist the pull. âyouâre just-â
âjust what?â he murmured, his voice low and teasing. âwhat? you think i donât know? you think i donât see it in your eyes? that flicker of want you canât hide?â
your body was betraying you. your heart was racing, your mind clouded by the same wild, confusing attraction you had for him when everything was simpler.
he lowered his voice even further, just for you. âyou donât hate me, do you?â
no, you didnât hate him at all, not even a little bit.
the words hung in the air. he was pushing, but this time, you werenât so sure you wanted to be the one pushing back.
âtell me you donât want me anymoreâ he whispered, his lips brushing against yours. the barest of touches. teasing you.
âi donâtâŚâ
his lips crashed into yours before you could finish the sentence, taking the words right out of your mouth. there was no hesitation this time, no pretending. it was raw, desperate, hungry. every inch of him pressed against you, like he was claiming what was always his.
you pushed him back, but he didnât go far. he just smiled and deepened the kiss, his hands grasping your waist, pulling you back toward him. you could feel the heat of his body, the way his muscles flexed with every movement, and the low growl of frustration that rumbled in his chest when you tried to pull away.
âdonât fight me, (y/n)â he murmured, barely pulling back enough to speak. âyou know this is real.â
you were so close to losing control. but you couldnât, you wouldnât, admit it. not yet.
âget outâ you whispered, though the words came out shaky.
his hand gripped your chin, tilting your face up so he could look you straight in the eye. âtell me you donât feel itâ he pressed. âtell me you donât feel the same tension, the same pullâŚâ
his lips brushed over your mouth again, slow and teasing.
you should have pushed him away, shouldâve said no. but instead, you closed your eyes, leaning into the kiss, letting your lips move with his in a dance that had always been inevitable.
his scarred hand tangled in your hair, pulling you closer as he deepened the kiss, his other arm wrapping around your waist to lift you onto the kitchen counter, spreading your legs and getting in between them. he broke away, panting slightly. âsee? you can't deny it.â
you pulled him closer, feeling his erection press against your already damp panties. his hands slid up your thighs, pushing your oversized shirt up. he growled softly, pulling you to the edge of the counter. your legs wrapped around him automatically. his mouth found yours again, hungry, aggressive.
you found the hem of his mask and took it off slowly, finally meeting those dark eyes you missed so much. he froze as your fingers curled under his mask, revealing his grotesquely scarred face. his eyes widened momentarily before dropping to mask his vulnerability with a smirk. âstill fucking hot, huh?â he quipped, but there was a raw edge to his voice.
you chuckled, and nodded. âi missed your eyesâ you admitted, placing another kiss on his lips. âgorgeous as alwaysâ you said, cupping his face with your hands.
his heart pounded in his chest at your gentle touch and words. the walls he'd built crumbled a little more with each passing second. he leaned into your touch, his voice barely a whisper. âyou always saw past the scars, didn't you? fuck, i've missed you.â
âiâve missed you tooâ you finally admitted, kissing him once again.
his arms wrapped around you, pulling you closer as he kissed you back, his scarred hands splayed on your lower back. he broke the kiss, resting his forehead against yours again. âyou know what else i missed?â he asked.
you nod you head no. he smirked, his eyes sparkling with a mix of mischief and sincerity. âthis. us. fighting, making up, and especially the makeup sex.â he leaned in to nip at your lower lip gently. you chuckled.
his fingers find the hem of you oversized shirt, the one you used to sleep, in that moment he seemed to realize something, his eyes softened.
âthis shirtâŚâ he muffled into your neck between kisses. âis it mine?â he asked playfully, already knowing the answer.
âfuck off i hoped you wouldnât noticeâ you chuckled blushing a bit.
he chuckled too, his fingers gently tickling your sides. âoh, i noticed. and i fucking love it.â he pulled the shirt over your head, leaving you in just your bra and panties. âand i also noticed the way your body still reacts to me, the same way it used toâ
you understood he was talking about your damp penties, the goosebumps on you skin whenever he whispered something to your ear or touched you. he squeezed your waist to prove his point.
he leaned in to kiss your neck softly, his hands sliding up to cup your breasts gently over your bra, making a little moan escape your lips. his smirk widened. he knew those touches drove you crazy. he slowly slid his hands down your stomach again, hooking his fingers into your lace panties. he looked up at your face, saw your parted lips, eyes half-closed. âbaby?â he asked softly.
you locked eyes with him. âyeah?â you asked.
his voice was low, almost hypnotic. âi'm gonna take these off now, okay? and then i'm gonna fuck you right here on this counter, alright?â His thumbs hooked into the sides of your panties, waiting for your consent. âsay yes, baby.â you started nodding eagerly. he growled softly at your nod. he liked that you were still so responsive, so needy. he yanked your panties down your legs quickly and spread them legs wider, stepping between them.
his eyes locked with yours, intense and vulnerable all at once. seeing you like this, exposed, wanting, almost brought him to his knees. he slowly undid his pants, kicking them off completely. âyou still on birth control?â his voice was rough with desire but also careful.
you nodded. in that moment you were so glad you still were because you needed to feel him.
he groaned deeply, his eyes never leaving yours. he gripped your hips, pulling you to the edge of the counter before positioning himself at your entrance, rubbing the head of his cock against you gently. you needed more.
âmissed this pussy so fucking much.â he said thrusting deep inside you. his hips moved in long, deep strokes, one hand gripping your hip while the other supported his weight on the counter. âstill fucking perfect.â
you let your head fall backwards with a moan, closing your eyes as he slowly pushed his dick inside your pussy, it felt so much better then she remembered.
he watched your body arch back, taking him deeper. your breasts pushed out, nipples hard. he growled softly, picking up his pace. he hit that spot inside you that made your eyes roll back. you wrapped you arms around his neck, needing to feel him closer to your body, and kissed him. he kissed you back fiercely, tongue invading your mouth to claim it as his. his hands moved to grip your ass, lifting you slightly as he angled his hips to hit that spot inside you even harder. you almost screamed of pleasure when he did that. he groaned into your mouth, the kisses messy and desperate. âi love fucking you like thisâ
âthis feels so fucking goodâ you moaned, begging him to go faster. he growled possessively, grabbing both your ass cheeks tightly. he started pounding into you harder and faster, the counter shaking underneath you. his mouth found yours again in a rough kiss. âfuck, i missed these sounds you makeâŚâ he hit that spot again and again, making you gasp. âfuck! keep going, i am so close!â you moaned.
he grunted, his hips moving faster, his body slapping against yours. he could feel your legs trembling around him, your breath hitching in your throat. âthat's it, baby. come all over my cock.â he adjusted the angle slightly, hitting that sweet spot relentlessly.
âfuck wadeâ you came crying out his name. he groaned, feeling your pussy clench around him tightly as you came. it triggered his own orgasm. he buried himself deep inside you, hips stuttering as he released. âfuck yes, that's my girlâŚâ
he rested his forehead against yours, breathing heavily. his heart was pounding in his chest. he gently pulled out of you, making you wince slightly. he bent down, pulling up your panties gently, then his own clothes. âcome hereâ
you get down the counter, struggling to stand up due to your shaking legs, your body still hadnât recovered from your orgasm.
he wrapped his arms around you tightly, lifting you off your shaky legs completely. he carried you to the couch, sitting down and settling you onto his lap. his fingers gently stroked your hair as he pressed soft kisses to your temple. âyou okay, baby?â his voice was soft, almost tender.
âyeah, i just missed thisâ you answered nodding.
he sighed softly, holding you tighter. "missed you too, babyâ he paused, his fingers gently tracing patterns on your back. âgod, i fucking hate being the asshole iâve been.â
âitâs ok, i think youâve learned your lessonâ
he chuckled softly, his body relaxing. âdamn right. no more being a dickhead?â he checked softly, his thumb caressing your jaw softly. âyou forgive me for being an idiot?â he was almost serious, his eyes watching you carefully.
âabsolutely not. not yet at least. you still have a long way to goâ you smirked playfully at him.
he groaned playfully, nuzzling your neck. âfuck, you're mean.â he bit gently at your neck, his hands squeezing your bottom. âalright, what do I need to do to earn that forgiveness, huh?â his voice was low, flirtatious.
âmmh i donât know, maybe you could start with a second round, i deserve that, donât i?â she flirted. he grinned mischievously, his eyes lighting up with desire. âoh, you definitely deserve a second round, baby.â he stood up, holding you close as he started towards the bedroom. âand maybe a third, and a fourthâŚâ
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tragedy fans when their fave characters do not make it
The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes
And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles
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pairing: fwb!wade x f!reader
tags: 18+ smut. friends with benefits but he starts to like you, obsessed, dirty talk, 69, youâre plotting, jealousy, groping, public sex, creampie
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having a friends with benefits situation with wade would include:
booty calls coming in at any given moment of the day.

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Shoutout to the fictional characters who live rent free in my head, paying for nothing but emotional damage.
i just canât stop thinking abt a perverted version of kurt where heâs just obsessed with you and does anything to be close to you. and then when you trust him enough, youâre letting him into your room in the evenings after dinner and you start your wind down process in front of him, continuing the conversation.
and heâs listening, yes. but heâs also staring at your ass as you bend down to grab pajamas from your drawers and at your chest as you pull off shirts and throw them in the hamper. sometimes he steals pieces of your clothing. because they smell like you. and yes, this includes underwear.
heâs calculated enough to understand how to sneak them out. heâll bamf! into his own room with them and hide the clothing quickly while you brush your teeth in your bathroom. and then by the time youâre back, dressed down and all, heâs sitting there still on your bed. perfect posture like he didnât just steal your clothes so he could jerk off while inhaling your scent later.
and this touch starved man loves when you touch him playfully. he has to mentally fight the urge to sport a boner when you do for longer than 3 seconds. itâs harder when you do something and your shirt lifts and some skin peaks out. he has to advert his eyes, but also mentally saves that image for later.
heâll beg for forgiveness at night by his bed after he leaves. but he canât help it. itâs like he is addicted. how you make him feel is beautiful. hell, youâre beautiful.
he thinks youâd look better, though, in his bed, flushed, panting and with his cum all over your bare body.