i think the muppets should preform the passion of the christ but as theyre nailing muppet jesus to the cross it makes squeaky toy noises and theyre using rubber mallets

being at work while your personal life is falling apart has to be among the top 3 worst human experiences. You’re at your absolute lowest and someone wants to circle back on an email…… unreal

hate 2 say it but british ppl had the right idea with saying whats all this then. like literally whats all this then

maybe if i think really hard about video game character everything will be okay

a cow and i have probably shared the same thought about how the sun hits the wild grass

You want to fuck that old man so bad it makes you look stupid

if i say something will you all get mad

motorsport dudes are notoriously bad at getting over teenage situationships

i heard they're making me the patron saint of head injuries