The Rabbit Kingdom

Oh what an interesting doll, why is its head on a sti- OH JESUS CHRIST

@odlaws

This shit happened to a girl that developed bioshock infinite. Like she spoiled the ending for that nerdy gate keeper

I just laughed so hard I was worried I might throw up.

*to the tune of barbie girl* i’m a garbage man,, in a garbage can

remember that special double-length episode of fairly oddparents where it was revealed the plot of fairly oddparents was actually 50 years long because timmy made an illegal wish for no one to age ever so timmy was actually 60 years old not 10? that still fucks me up

wait what where is this

@c-a-k-e

PLEASE

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey

I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

fun fact: some of jim carrey’s scripts literally contain the phrase “jim carrey proceeds to act like jim carrey”

Reblogging bc fucking Jim Carrey