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"Hot cheetos would kill a person from the middle ages." The things that are possible in vanilla Minecraft in 2026 would kill someone from 2014; what's your point?

When do we get jousting with bumper boats in the reflecting pool?

If you're ever wondering what t4t is like, one time a girl unironically asked my if I'd still love her if she was a worm while I was sucking her dick and that pretty much sums it up....

Saw but jigsaw ran out of ideas and just re-created the trolley problem

I'm cool, but I'll never be as cool as the girl I saw kickflip a tech deck over her penis. True aura right there

Jorking it to my own nudes because my ego and my gock are both pretty big average slightly bellow average :/

I bet the guy who invented the bidet was an absolute fiend for eating ass

My mother just dropped the most insane lore on me about myself; as a child, I was apparently the mascot for a gabagool restaurant in New York!??

I'm so chronically online in trans spaces that I get genuinely confused for a minute when people say puppy and they're referring to an actual dog..... like wdym, that's what you're supposed to call your partner, silly

I wanna get heat sensitive paint and use it on a urinal so it says nice cock when people pee on it