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ᥫ᭡. Madison
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ᥫ᭡. 18+ Only
ᥫ᭡. Not new to this.
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me!
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ᥫ᭡. Madison
ᥫ᭡. 21
ᥫ᭡. Schlutt Enjoyer Obvs
ᥫ᭡. 18+ Only
ᥫ᭡. Not new to this.
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Fucking DON'T call Schlatt by his real name, don't dig up his personal info and pics, don't search his family members' socials, you parasocial fucks. DON'T POST HIS PERSONAL INFO
Fucking DON'T call Schlatt by his real name, don't dig up his personal info and pics, don't search his family members' socials, you parasocial fucks. DON'T POST HIS PERSONAL INFO
i need a cigarette and a schlatt fic infront of me , stat
just saw someone dox schlatts real name….gross

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Tumblr sexy man of the year if you people weren't cowards
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aftercare
pairings : schlatt x fem!reader
cw : bit of post-smut, just overall lovely and gentlemanly schlatt
authors note : hi lovelies ! this is a bit of a drabble for what I put in the nsfw + sfw hc’s :) if you want to read that first i’ll link it in below :) also still wanted to add that ageless blogs will be blocked from my page ! MDNI too !
link : here
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You were still half-curled into the blankets in the shared house you have with Schlatt. It was the Friday when Schlatt would take you out to a bar or restaraunt and after a few drinks you would go back home and fuck. It became almost routine and you both never got tired of it.
You were too busy daydreaming when Schlatt’s voice came out from the door of the en-suite
“C’mon.”
You looked up. He was leaning against the doorframe, boxers on. His hair was still a bit sweaty from the sex you just had
“Hm?”
“Bath’s running.”
“You ran me a bath?” You blinked at him
“You’re asking too many questions.”
You smiled tiredly. Schlatt walked over to the bed and lifted you up to get you standing properly
“Atta girl. You got it”
He pulled you up carefully, one hand steadying your waist when you wobbled slightly.
“Easy there.”
“Rude.”
“You’re the one walking like a newborn deer.”
You laughed softly as he helped walk you into the bathroom
The bathroom was warm already. Steam curling up around the room, soft light on, your favourite bath stuff already sitting on the edge. It was vanilla scented, the one that he bought you for your anniversary because you never stopped going on about it.
He helped you sit in the bath before kneeling beside it.
The warmth hit immediately. You practically melted, your shoulders immediately relaxing and a long breath coming out of your body
“There she is,” he muttered, stroking your cheek. A few minutes later after you got comfy properly; he reached over for the loofah on the side of the shower, grabbing the body wash and pouring some onto the loofah
You looked at him.
“What’re you doing?”
“Helping.”
“You do not have to do that.”
“I know. I want too.” His voice was soft.
He wasn’t trying to be the obnoxious persona he puts on for the camera. Only you got to see this side of him.
He gently ran the body-wash filled loofah over your shoulder and your back, while you sat there trying not to completely fall asleep.
His touch stayed careful. Unhurried. Like he had nowhere else to be.
“You okay?” he asked quietly after a while.
You nod.“Yeah.”
“Good.”
His thumb brushed briefly against your shoulder.
“Wanted tonight to be nice for you, you deserved it, toots.”
“It was nice.” You smile at him
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Later, you were back on the couch in one of his hoodies with your hair half-dried while Schlatt disappeared into the kitchen. He returned carrying snacks. Your snacks.
Favourite drink. Favourite sweets. Everything.
“You robbed a convenience store?”
“No comment.”
You laughed.
The TV flicked on.
Reality show immediately. The absolute trashiest one possible.
“Judge all you want,” you warned.
“I am.” He sits down next to you, moving your head to be on his lap as he plays with a few strands of your hair, passing you a packet of snacks
“You watched three episodes last week.”
“That was research.”
“Liar.”
Now you’re just listening to the TV in the background and the steady sound of him breathing. His fingers moved through your hair absentmindedly. Slow. Careful.
You were almost asleep when you heard him quietly:
“You deserve nice things, y’know.”
Your eyes stayed closed.
“Mm?”
“You.” His hand paused briefly against your hair. “You deserve being looked after sometimes. And i’m glad i’m the one to do that for you.”
The last thing you felt before drifting off was him pulling the blanket onto you and him pressing a kiss to your forehead. The TV kept playing. And Schlatt stayed exactly where he was so he wouldn’t wake you.
me if reading fanfiction were illegal
SCREAMING, CRYING, THROWING UP!!!!!
OH HOW IVE MISSED SEEING THEIR FACES. I’m so happy they’re doing what they love!!

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been hearing “waiting room” by phoebe bridgers play super faintly when i’m in a complete silent room. interesting.
little personal rant but i hate having fucking roommates. my roommate is 26. 26 and she has spoiled food in the fridge collecting maggots plus dirty dishes with ants. i fucking hate it here (i’m moving in a couple weeks thank fuck) but i’ve had to text her separately asking politely to clean up her shit and she cried about it.
fuck
source: bllineomm on tiktok
Still not over this
Alright, now that i've got this account to share things anonymously....
The QnA was a lot of questions we've already heard before, unfortunately nothing very new.
Jazz Standard album coming
official My Way cover coming
Camping video being edited together by Ted, Schlatt gave all of his footage to Ted because he keeps getting stuck while editing.
If I remember anything else, I'll let you know, but again, it was a lot of questions that we've already heard answered
Amazing, we'll have the camping video, yaasss!! TED, GET TO FOKEN WORK M8!11
Thank you lots, for real. For photos, videos and insides! I appreciate it a lot! Sending you the crushiest hugs!! xx

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happy disability pride month! reminder that quite a few of us are also queer & just want to remind some of y'all that there is no marriage equality if we can't get married without losing our benefits