Jesus (real)

Hello to you too. I can't say I wasn't expecting you to come here, sooner or later

You may be his only human son, but you were not his only son.

Yes, I am aware of that, Brother. Us and the whole human kind are children of His. There's a reason we call Him a Father in our prayers ;)

Our Holy Mother Mackerel

Hello to you too. I can't say I wasn't expecting you to come here, sooner or later

"It's been a while."

But I've met a demon. Maybe that means God does exist. I guess if you would think of Him as an entity not originally born on Earth, he counts as an alien?

....as in the Jesus?

But I've met a demon. Maybe that means God does exist. I guess if you would think of Him as an entity not originally born on Earth, he counts as an alien?

"It's 40 days leading up to Easter where people who are Catholic, don't eat meat on Fridays, we usually have fish instead. We also give up something we enjoy. Typically starts at age 14 and then we do it forever."

"You give up something you enjoy as a reminder to pray and reflect on the sacrifices of Jesus. It's supposed to be symbolic."

Isn’t Jesus from the Christmas?

"Yes and yes, it's the same guy from Christmas."

"If I answer this the Pope will have the Inquisition take me out behind a Cathedral and shoot me."

Jesus: it is you

A what

It'll be canon ✌️