Shit I heard on Chopped - Starters Edition.
❝This gonna be good.❞
❝Butter fixes everything.❞
❝I miss being home.❞
❝When you know how to eat, you know how to cook.❞
❝I’m a badass.❞
❝That was kind of hot.❞
❝Are you calling me a weakling?❞
❝How do you feel?❞
❝Winning isn’t everything.❞
❝You’re too salty. Relax.❞
❝I’m gonna have to quiet the demons.❞
❝She’s having a meltdown. What a shame.❞
❝I like unicorns, and I like juggling.❞
❝I want to know what love is.❞
❝This is a second career for me.❞
❝I don’t understand it. I’m just baking it.❞
❝We don’t have time for this.❞
❝Mayonnaise can be a powerful force in the universe.❞
❝Oh my gosh, this is super stressful.❞
❝I crave attention.❞
❝Don’t tell my mom, but my dad has a crush on you.❞
❝I need a beer.❞
❝Can I give you a hug?!❞
❝My mother always told me, be a duck.❞
❝Dessert is my nemesis.❞
❝I’m glad to hear you say the truth.❞
❝You have to find confidence from within. Its not gonna come from anyone else.❞
❝Don’t talk over me.❞
❝I think you’re wrong.❞
❝It tastes like food.❞
❝I just want to do what I love.❞
❝I have no plan.❞
❝Does it really matter if you die young? If you’ve enjoyed yourself up to that point?❞
❝You went overboard.❞
❝My mouth is on fire.❞
❝I have to go.❞


















