Anastasia Luccio

❝This gonna be good.❞

❝Butter fixes everything.❞

❝I miss being home.❞

❝When you know how to eat, you know how to cook.❞

❝I’m a badass.❞

❝That was kind of hot.❞

❝Are you calling me a weakling?❞

❝How do you feel?❞

❝Winning isn’t everything.❞

❝You’re too salty. Relax.❞

❝I’m gonna have to quiet the demons.❞

❝She’s having a meltdown. What a shame.❞

❝I like unicorns, and I like juggling.❞

❝I want to know what love is.❞

❝This is a second career for me.❞

❝I don’t understand it. I’m just baking it.❞

❝We don’t have time for this.❞

❝Mayonnaise can be a powerful force in the universe.❞

❝Oh my gosh, this is super stressful.❞

❝I crave attention.❞

❝Don’t tell my mom, but my dad has a crush on you.❞

❝I need a beer.❞

❝Can I give you a hug?!❞

❝My mother always told me, be a duck.❞

❝Dessert is my nemesis.❞

❝I’m glad to hear you say the truth.❞

❝You have to find confidence from within. Its not gonna come from anyone else.❞

❝Don’t talk over me.❞

❝I think you’re wrong.❞

❝It tastes like food.❞

❝I just want to do what I love.❞

❝I have no plan.❞

❝Does it really matter if you die young? If you’ve enjoyed yourself up to that point?❞

❝You went overboard.❞

❝My mouth is on fire.❞

❝ nope! not here. next graveyard. ❞

❝ this will be hilarious. ❞

❝ i can’t open it! ❞

❝ wanna make snowmen? ❞

❝ it’s like working with children. ❞

❝ where are my pants? ❞

❝ these stellar looks are NOT a blessing.❞

❝ holy blonde cheerleader batman– ❞

❝ confetti, it’s a parade! ❞

❝ if you could see his face– i can’t– ❞

❝ ___ is a monster. ❞

❝ you are not invited. ❞

❝ it was like a bad impression of somebody doing a bad impression. ❞

❝ you were so bad it made me bad. ❞

❝ i can’t believe you’re so mean to me. ❞

❝ I CANNOT PHYSICALLY OPEN THIS WINDOW. ❞

❝ you’re kinda pretty. ❞

❝ every time you mess up i have to stand up and sit back down. ❞

❝ oh, i’m so sorry. ❞

❝ my legs are tired. ❞

❝ give it back! ❞

❝ i love you! ❞

❝ ‘m gonna kick your ass! ❞

❝ i miss your musk. ❞

❝ you are one silly goose. ❞

😤 - something about your muse that makes mine angry

😰- something about your muse that worries mine

🤥- whether my muse thinks yours is an honest person

😈- if my muse has dirty thoughts about yours

💩- a mean thought my muse has about your muse

👌- something my muse finds amazing/impressive about your muse

👍- something that my muse approves about your muse or thought they have done very well

😘- how my muse shows affection to yours and if it’s different from how they show affection to everyone else

📺- what show my muse thinks yours will enjoy watching (together, or just in general)

💀- whether my muse thinks yours is dangerous and how dangerous

👑- whether mine thinks your muse is of high social status and/or whether they respect them in such a way

🥃- how many shots of strong liquor my muse thinks yours can take before passing out

🎁- what my muse will get yours for a present

🍿- what my muse thinks is entertaining about yours

📚- what my muse thinks your muse’s usual reading material consists of (a specific genre, smutty literature, etc.)

🍽- what kind of table manner my muse assumes yours to have on first meeting them

🏆- what my muse thinks of your muse regarding a specific achievement yours have

⚔️- if my muse wants to have a fight with yours

⚰️- what my muse will say at your muse’s funeral

💎- the most valuable object my muse can willingly give your muse

📣- something my muse will say in defense of your muse being unfairly accused

💃🏿- whether my muse would want to dance with yours

👗- whether mine thinks your muse looks good in their usual clothing/their chosen clothing style

🎻- if my muse thinks yours can play an instrument, or what it is

🎲- if mine thinks your muse’s luck is good or bad

💰- if my muse will pay the ransom for your muse if they’re kidnapped

✉️- whether my muse would want to keep in contact with yours if they are apart

1. “Yeah, yeah. You’re cute. Just stop smiling at me like that.” 

2. “I love you, but please stop whatever it is that you’re doing.” 

3. “You’re so annoying. Oh my God– I love you so much.” 

4. “STOP BEING SO CUTE, IT’S NOT FAIR!”

5. “Listen, I enjoy this hug and all, but can you stop?”

6. “Give me a minute, I’m going to tickle the shit out of you.” 

7. “Hey, stop looking at me like that– I don’t like how cute you look.” 

8. “Please, stop smiling at me like that. I’m not sure what will happen if you keep doing that.” 

9. “I don’t like people, but you’re an exception.” 

10. “You’re the only one who gets to call me that, you know.” 

11. “I crave your affection, but I crave your silence even more– shut up.” 

12. “Is this your way of subtly hinting that you want to hold my hand because it’s quite cute, but I’m not in the mood to hold your hand.” 

13. “You’re talking too much, just shut up and hold me.” 

14. “Ew. Get away from me. No– not you. You stay.” 

Paranet Check-in

(We have a Discord server, too!)

New (or old) Dresden Files RPer?           Come check in!  See who else is here!

Advice on the supernatural offered.

With tumblr's notifications and threadtracker both on the fritz lately, this user is accepting IMs to help keep track of a thread!

Everything hurt. The pain was focused on the left side of her head and her eyes refused to focus. She attempted to sit up, and it was immediately clear that doing so was a mistake. 

Italian wasn’t a language he was wonderful at.  His first language was, of course, German, and though he had learned many others through the years, Italian was not one he frequently practiced.

“Are you sure that’s enough ammunition?”

“We can’t do this unarmed!”

“I’ve never even held one of these before.”

“This looks like it hasn’t been used in years. I guess we have no choice.”

“Another day, another battle.”

“You’ll get used to it.”

“Don’t worry. Once we begin, you won’t be able to think about it.”

“What do you think’s out there?”

“Truthfully, I’m terrified.”

“I think this is goodbye.”

“I would say that having you here makes it better, but that would be a lie.”

“We’re not going to make it, are we?”

“Stick with me and you’ll be safe.”

“I’ve faced worse odds than this before.”

“You look like a real warrior.”

“If you’re scared out there, scream. I won’t be able to help, but at least I’ll know I’m not alone.”

“It’s going to be okay.”

“I’ll see you on the other side.”

“Don’t forget to breathe.”

“If you’re going to pass out, at least have the pride to make them attack you first.”

“Stay here. You aren’t ready for this.”

“I promised I would keep you safe.”

“I will make them kneel. And you will help me.”

“We can’t lose today.”

“I’ll never forgive you if you die before I can kill you myself.”

“We won’t fall to them.”

“Keep your chin up. No losing the battle before we even start it.”

“We’re unstoppable!”

“They’ll sing of our heroism for decades to come.”

“Impossible odds? Just what I like to hear.”

Luccio bent over to pour this ever intriguing mortal another glass of scotch.