[RetroTarded]

The power to summon an army of grass

You can read the thoughts of any tree you want

You can make anyone cough but only once

You can fly but only half an inch off the ground

You can make any building the new home of the whopper

You can make any fish hate you

You can eat….MORE

You can shape shift into any toilet you’ve sat on

You can teleport anywhere on earth but have to walk back before you can do it again

You can smell ghosts

The power to make any card get declined

You can remove bacon from any food that has bacon

The power to summon an army of grass

You can read the thoughts of any tree you want

You can make anyone cough but only once

You can fly but only half an inch off the ground

You can make any building the new home of the whopper

You can make any fish hate you

You can eat….MORE

You can shape shift into any toilet you’ve sat on

You can teleport anywhere on earth but have to walk back before you can do it again

You can smell ghosts

The power to make any card get declined

You can remove bacon from any food that has bacon

You can shoot diet Pepsi from your taint

You transform into a boat anytime you sneeze

You command space and time, but only in a safe space, and only at nap time

Every wet dish rag on earth combine into one giant gross towel anytime you say the word lasagna

At your command, all toilet paper rolls on earth begin to rebel against their human masters

You can travel through time, but only backwards, and any time you do, you shit yourself.

You are the strongest person in the universe but only while asleep

You can convince anyone you choose that you are actually a burger king employee on break.