Retropony92

............................*facehoof* look this is why we ban eve cause she can do shit like this and if you dont you INVADE HER DAM JUNGLE WHICH WE DID but CLEARLY our udyr wasnt harrasing her in jungle like he shouldve been doing which during that game i only saw him do it once ITS FUCKING EVE SHE CANT DUEL PEOPLE. "but retro she can duel people shes a duelist" well gee random person do you know why she becomes a duelist?......Its because she gets kills and gets items WITHOUT ITEMS eve doesnt do anything she cant duel without items hence do not feed her keep harassing her in her jungle and you get a free win no questions asked...if you need any more reason to ban eve..no you should always ban eve just save yourself the trouble until they fix the pink wards eve should be a instant ban.....just... ima go lie down now and think about my life >_>

If you ever need a better reason to ban nasus here is why. This singed was pretty cocky and i quote " I shut you down lol" if that cocky mother fucker was smart he should of bullied me harder in lane phase take me away from my farm. it does not matter if nasus has a ton of kills or not if he is well farmed he will win your games. A farmed nasus should have at least around 200 or more stacks around 20:00 min and 300 stacks before 30:00. Again there are some match ups that are hard for nasus like singed but if you truck on through and focus on stacking your q your late game will be fine. (Note that if the team is losing really bad nasus isnt going to do much)

So ends the jungler psa remember to be nice to your jungler and don’t bitch at them if they can’t handle an invade. Sincerely~retro

later nerds!~Retro

Hmmm there are a lot actually but if i had to pick a few they would be Annie,Zyra,thresh,nasus, and sivir namely cause they are pretty good if not amazing champs. Just keep some things in mind when looking for champs 1. does it fit your play style 2. what is popular 3. you can either follow the meta like everyone else or be a hipster and take the meta and bend it over. hopefully that helps

Hey everyone I'm back from Christmas shenanigans and I'm here to talk today about who you should actually be banning in solo que. First, why the fuck are you people even ban amumu he doesn't do anything "but retro his ult is op and wins games" well no shit his ult is one of the best team fight ults to have, BUT his jungle is so slow all you have to do is ward your lane have map awareness and it's like he is nonexistent in the match. It's annoying when people rage when I don't ban amumu..... If you have bad positioning then yes you will get recked by him cause of you not your teammates #truefacts. Another ban that should happen more is nasus. Nasus has a broken late game if nasus has 200-300 stacks before the halfway point of any given match you should be worried. You don't have to be beating your laner as nasus all you have to do is farm that q and get tanky. You who else should be band? Adcs...pffft but seriously though if you wanted to ban a adc which by the way is probably not the thing you should be doing but if I had to ban any of the adc's it be any of these four Lucian, jinx, sivir, Caitlyn. I think these four are obvious as to why you could ban them but let me give a simple rundown as to why you should. 1. Lucian is a bully 2. Jinx has cc 3. Sivir has a spell shield 4. Caitlyn has a long di.... I mean AA range. It's good to see that people are banning Evelyn more. Speaking of invading let me give you a tip if your team's lvl 1 is weaker than your opposing's lvl 1 then don't invade just don't even think about it. But if your the weak on the invading then just protect the buff or try to protect it because that also depends on everyone's lvl 1. Sometimes you got to let them have the buff if they are invading as a team ( this could possibly mean that your jungler or support might have to ward the buff they are going to next so if the enemy jungler has either got it already or just got there you can plan accordingly) then you should prepare for anything. Alright I think that's all I wanted to talk about today next time I'm going deep and talking about 5v5 ranked, and which team I think is going to dominate the LCS coming soon. Later nerds!-Retro

*takes deep breath* wow I’m not usually not this angry but god dam, is solo/duo que always filled with idiots? Just…..I’m Gona take a short break from League cause that shit right there makes me tilt *facehoof* I’m going to do some shenanigans to cool off later nerds!

As the title suggests yes I am not kidding. Now I know what you are thinking "yasuo is a solo laner" "yasuo can't go bot" "report this nerd for trolling" now guys let me put my hoof down and defend my reasons why. Yasuo believe it or not can farm safely in the bot lane, at first I didn't think he could but it's amazing how long his q range is. When picking yasuo in the bot lane you need to consider what support he needs, and there is only a select few supports that yasuo in the bot lane is ideal here is a list I made. Yasuo+Nami Yasuo+Thresh Yasuo+Jana Yasuo+Volibear Yasuo+Alistar Yasuo+Kill lane support with knock up A thing to note is if you have an aoe knock up like malphite and yasuo ults he will hit the entire team keeping them up in the air leading up for some potential combos. Don't believe me that this can work? Then I propose a challenge! Either in ranked draft or ranked teams put yasuo in the bot lane with one of the said supports on my list and prove me wrong that you won with yasuo in the bot lane. I hold heartily believe it can work but I haven't had time to test it :T until next time nerds! Challenge accepted? <3 retropony

So where should I begin? I think I'll start with something recent so yasuo it is. Yasuo is not the champion that you can just pick up and play cause of his skill cap being so high. Yasuo is a Melee adc (see master yi,trynd,fiora ect.) and like all Melee adc if he gets shut down early he doesn't do much late game other than just split pushing. I do like yasuo's ult it's really unique and different. You can only cast it if a enemy is airborne, so generally speaking you need to knock up someone to use it. I mean sure you could just build a generic team with no knock ups and have yasuo have the only knock up. Technically if you read the fine print in his info box in his ult it reads "can only cast on airborne enemies" so say a Vi ulty someone yasuo can ult to that person during the lift. If an ability "knocks up" or puts a champ into the air in someway then yasuo can ult to that person, oddly enough when thresh lands his q on someone yasuo can ult to them which is weird since the grab doesn't put them in the air o.o. Now building yasuo is pretty easy just use crit plank but with more AS and that's it! I'm sure you guys are aware of how insane Eve is right now. I know what you are thinking "ban Eve" "fuck they got Eve gg" "fuck they got Eve let's invade her jungle" now banning her and invading her are what you are supposed to do. How do you invade Eve? Simple take her blue/kill her at lvl 1 and for fuck sake don't invade her red I can't tell you how many games of Eve jungle I played where they invaded my red instead of blue...... eve doesn't care if her red is stolen in fact not a single fuck that she can just go grab golems anyways and go gank a lane and still get the kill. If you pick a top laner with no escapes other than flash damn right I'm going to camp your ass snatching weaves and making your team psyche crumble. Just keep in mind that if you can successfully invade an Eve you have an easier lane phase. Later nerds!-Retropony

So I did a cover of Awoken by H8_seed and glaze there are lyrics i missed cause of dumb editing issues >_> also there where some background noises which i can't get rid of without harming the recording and I'm not doing all that hard work again....with that said enjoy.  I don't think this sounds good but w/e I was in a depressed mood and i needed something to keep me from not killing myself so yay for depression  c: also its been months since i did a music related thing sooooooo yea I think im out of my singing rut?

......No and no......wtf anon

Hey guys it's been a while since I last posted something cause I've been busy grinding in the yolo..I mean solo/duo que and I'm almost to silver ouo but there are some things I do need to clear up cause there is A TON of stupidity in ranked and I wana try to fix it to some extent, so let's go over some ground rules. 1. Eve jungle is really good in fact absurd considering the fact that pink wards are not invisible and not bought as often since there is no need for them. I wouldn't go as far as ban Eve every game if your in the bronx or silver divisions but however keep in mind that it's the "meta" right now and until the pink wards change Eve jungle is the way to go. 2.Free wards..... I don't know about you guys but getting free wards seems pretty good recently I've been in games where people don't even use it ( I'm looking at you solo laners >___>) and then they complain cause they got ganked YOU ARE GIVEN A FREE WARD FUCKING USE IT WITH YOUR LACK OF MAP AWARENESS..... /)_- 3.If you don't plan on countering fizz always ban him just trust me on this. Just don't let a fizz trickster his way through banning phase.... ( c wut I did thar I made a joke it was bad but it's there c: ) 4. Don't ban amumu he is so slow and warding along with great map awareness means he won't gank ever and that goes for all of the slower/est junglers. 5. Do not go into ranked saying I can't do _______ cause why the fuck are you here. Not to be mean to newcomers but please at least get one champion for each role and practice those roles you are good and roles that need to be filled in. 6. Don't take teemo mid unless that's your only option...I can't tell you how many times I had a teemo mid as a pick and then the other team has picked a champion with ranged cc with a side of burst. Just take teemo if you feel like countering those Melee laners c: 7.knowing when to start a team fight. Please don't go man mode 1v5 yolo mc swaggerson unless one of these apply . You are fed enough to do so . You are tanky enough to sustain all the damage before your team arrives 8. The enemy team does not care about your problems. You can rage and complain in all chat all you want but it's not going to fix anything. 9. Know when to take a break from LoL. Competitive league can be stressful at times and we hate going on losing streaks and that's when you need a break. Just take a breather drink some tea come back an hour or so later and before you know it you will be winning your games again. 10. And finally don't over extend yourself in lanes. I see people over extend then they get caught and complain about how the team is not doing anything. You got to remember something not everyone is an aggressive player sometimes we need to do baby steps before we do anything shenanigan worthy. I hope I cleared up some things about LoL ranked in this patch and I shall see y'all nerds later it's back to the grinding for me. I will be trying to hold seminars every weekend Friday through Sunday teaching people how to play specific champions, how to lane and other things. Later nerds!- Retropony

I think next time I will delve into how adc's are in season 4....pffft look every adc is balanced it just takes a good swordsman to wield a well crafted sword if it were and it takes a great blacksmith to make a great sword as i end it with a cheesy metaphor, Later nerds!

oh shit I realized I left Leona off the list >_> my bad. Leona is really, really cc heavy as a support kinda tanky and at lvl 3 she has the mental ability to engage anyone it takes some time to learn when to go for a kill with your adc or just sit back and chill. She has been seen to solo lane and jungle but I think jungle Leona won't be a thing in season 4 due to jungle changes so keep her in the top/mid lanes and or support.