Sarah Jane Smith

If you dismantle her she'll fit

I suppose I could, but that would take an absolute age to get her in and back out and rebuilt again. What if I needed to make a quick getaway from aliens in the meanwhile? :/

You have legs, don't you?

If you dismantle her she'll fit

I'm taking Bessie in the divorce

I thought I was getting Bessie. :(((((.

im taking bessie for all this emotional damage that's been done to me. I witnessed things I didn't need to witness.

It's never my turn to be happy everyone so mean I'm going to go wander into the sea forever

But do I get Bessie in that scenario????

No Benton, you don't. She's mine.

Miss Smith, please, this is all I have. Please I need the car to live. :((((.

Okay whoever marries the Doctor and divorces him next gets the stupid car

Who says I need to marry and divorce him? GTA is a thing you know.

That's why you're loosing this argument you don't have enough love for the game Sarah. Go divorce that box-dwelling space freak and you get the car. You can steal it now but that won't bring you as much satisfaction as getting to break his hearts on a deeper emotional level

It breaks my heart more how you're all being horrible to cars. Don't steal them they have feelings too and they don't like it. :((((.

No she's mine now. End of discussion.

Sorry Sarah but I'm not letting any of you take her -- I'm very attached to Bessie!!

That's exactly why I'm taking her from you. I already stole the keys. I'm taking her and fleeing the country :)

How did you get my keys??? I mean, its nice that you assumed I don't have backups, but when?? How?? Why??

You what??? Sarah why are you so hell bent on taking my beloved car :[

Because if I can't have a normal day around here the least I can do is ruin someone else's day so they understand my suffering.

I'm taking Bessie in the divorce

I thought I was getting Bessie. :(((((.

im taking bessie for all this emotional damage that's been done to me. I witnessed things I didn't need to witness.

It's never my turn to be happy everyone so mean I'm going to go wander into the sea forever

But do I get Bessie in that scenario????

No Benton, you don't. She's mine.

Miss Smith, please, this is all I have. Please I need the car to live. :((((.

Okay whoever marries the Doctor and divorces him next gets the stupid car

Who says I need to marry and divorce him? GTA is a thing you know.

That's why you're loosing this argument you don't have enough love for the game Sarah. Go divorce that box-dwelling space freak and you get the car. You can steal it now but that won't bring you as much satisfaction as getting to break his hearts on a deeper emotional level

It breaks my heart more how you're all being horrible to cars. Don't steal them they have feelings too and they don't like it. :((((.

No she's mine now. End of discussion.

Sorry Sarah but I'm not letting any of you take her -- I'm very attached to Bessie!!

That's exactly why I'm taking her from you. I already stole the keys. I'm taking her and fleeing the country :)

How did you get my keys??? I mean, its nice that you assumed I don't have backups, but when?? How?? Why??

I'm taking Bessie in the divorce

I thought I was getting Bessie. :(((((.

im taking bessie for all this emotional damage that's been done to me. I witnessed things I didn't need to witness.

It's never my turn to be happy everyone so mean I'm going to go wander into the sea forever

But do I get Bessie in that scenario????

No Benton, you don't. She's mine.

Miss Smith, please, this is all I have. Please I need the car to live. :((((.

Okay whoever marries the Doctor and divorces him next gets the stupid car

Who says I need to marry and divorce him? GTA is a thing you know.

That's why you're loosing this argument you don't have enough love for the game Sarah. Go divorce that box-dwelling space freak and you get the car. You can steal it now but that won't bring you as much satisfaction as getting to break his hearts on a deeper emotional level

It breaks my heart more how you're all being horrible to cars. Don't steal them they have feelings too and they don't like it. :((((.

No she's mine now. End of discussion.

Sorry Sarah but I'm not letting any of you take her -- I'm very attached to Bessie!!

That's exactly why I'm taking her from you. I already stole the keys. I'm taking her and fleeing the country :)

I'm taking Bessie in the divorce

I thought I was getting Bessie. :(((((.

im taking bessie for all this emotional damage that's been done to me. I witnessed things I didn't need to witness.

It's never my turn to be happy everyone so mean I'm going to go wander into the sea forever

But do I get Bessie in that scenario????

No Benton, you don't. She's mine.

Miss Smith, please, this is all I have. Please I need the car to live. :((((.

Okay whoever marries the Doctor and divorces him next gets the stupid car

Who says I need to marry and divorce him? GTA is a thing you know.

That's why you're loosing this argument you don't have enough love for the game Sarah. Go divorce that box-dwelling space freak and you get the car. You can steal it now but that won't bring you as much satisfaction as getting to break his hearts on a deeper emotional level

It breaks my heart more how you're all being horrible to cars. Don't steal them they have feelings too and they don't like it. :((((.

No she's mine now. End of discussion.

I'm going to stop asking for normal days 😓

I thought you'd be used to this by now.

No you started first! You brought that amulet into UNIT

Why are we picking up random amulets anyways...

Miss Hawthorne gabe me this amulet a while ago and it's really pretty. I hope it's not cursed. :]

Sergeant, I do hope you are not cursed. Who else will we have to fix our cars and shoot people?

I hope I'm not cursed either.

Benton why do your words sound red

I don't know, Sir, it only seems to affect cursed. I'm sure it's nothing. :].

Sir, we might need to hire an exorcist or whoever deals with curses, I think, for Benton here

Why would we need an exorcist I'm fine. Miss Hawthorne wouldn't curse me she's my friend. :(.

Sergeant, I think she wants to be a little more than friends with you, but that's besides the point red = bad

Don't worry about it, sergeant, as the kids say you got the rizz

Sir??????

What? Did I say something sergeant? You might be hearing things

Maybe I am... Or maybe it's the amulet, but I'm sure it's not cursed.

I think it is sergeant I'm sorry

Miss Hawthorne wouldn't give me a cursed amulet though. She likes me. It can't be cursed. :(.

Benton, I love you, but maybe you failed the fertility dance with her

She would've told me if I did. Please don't antagonise her... :(.

YOU GOT HER PREGNANT SERGEANT!?

NO??????

THATS WHAT THE FERTILITY DANCE IS ABOUT

Oh... wait why did the Doctor and Jo do it then??

I..... Good question

I don't think we should ask.

Yeah just like we shouldn't ask about me asking the Brigadier for one

Sorry, Sir, did you say something else? Or am I hearing things again?

You are hearing things again I fear

I wish it didn't make you hear things either

What the hell is happening

I think the amulet might be affecting Captain Yates, Sir.

Affecting me? I don't think I'm cursed

You sound red, Sir, I think the amulet is affecting you. I think we both might be cursed. :(.

How do we get uncursed? We have a job to do sergeant

We'll have to ask Miss Hawthorne. Maybe she can help uncurse us. :].

Why would she curse us to start with?

She wouldn't! Stop antaganising her! I'm sure she could help uncurse us, she is a witch after all... :].

I wouldn't antagonize her... I'm just jealous. I mean, what I blame this curse is making me say strange things

You very much did antagonise her! You implied she cursed us, which she would never! :(.

You started this all with your red words Joh- Ben... sergeant! I was simply concerned because it's unlike words to sound red

Don't blame me for this!!! I didn't curse the amulet!! I didn't start anything!

Then who did?! Sergeant, this is extremely unprofessional for both of us, I don't like being cursed it's making me feel weird

I don't like being cursed either... :(.

Well then, how do we solve this? Maybe whoever had the amulet before she gave it to you cursed it?

Miss Hawthorne wouldn't! She likes me! >:(.

Well, someone did, and now we are fighting. We never fight like this Ben- sergeant I don't know why I keep getting the urge to call you by your name

Well who did then! Who would have it out for us like this?? >:(.

I don't know, but it seems to be affecting all of UNIT even the Brigadier is acting strange

It probably isn't affecting the Doctor things never affect him. It's so unfair...

..... maybe the Master did this to us to get the Doctor to join his emo band.... I almost joined the masters emo band

The Master doesn't even have an emo band and even if he did he wouldn't want you. >:(.

You're just jealous he wants me >:[

You're projecting your jealousy onto me. >:(.

An not! I'm not jealous of a dog >:[

And I'm not jealous of a CAT! >:(.

Sounds like you are!

Grrrrrr!! No I'm not!! I would never be jealous of a cat!! >:((.

HISSS! Sounds like you are to me sergeant!

GRRRRRR!! I'm not!! You are jealous of me!! >:(.

*swats at like a cat* am not! Take it back!!

Stupid animals hehehe rrrrr awoo *chewing on his uniform with his fangs* wait a minute

..... yeah this is the last time i ever ask for a normal day around you people...