Retro Wanna Be (@NiaNiaBrown)

when i get murdered i want it to be so perfect and mysterious that i get featured on buzzfeed unsolved true crime with only one theory and it’s about aliens

when

i just have this persistent feeling of “i’m not doing enough” combined with “i don’t have the energy to do anything” and it just really fucking sucks

Shrek came out 13 years ago

I didn’t know shrek was gay

this is literally how teenagers talk irl

this is literally how teenagers talk irl

Nintendo DS culture is having fun with your sweet innocent game and then seeing your reflection in the screen during the cut screens and realizing how much suffering you see in your eyes then feeling thankful when the game comes back on

when i was a child i used to think the church opposed homosexuality because judas betrayed jesus with a kiss and it went so badly that time

pretty sure Seven deadly sins is a bit excessive

just combine wrath and gluttony and make hangry

sloth and pride make Bottoming

*customers walk in* Me: God get a fucking life and stay out of my business