DROP LIKE A BULLET SHELL.

       “ can somebody bail me out of jail.  “ 

@reteeth​ reported :  "Uhhhh... Kermit de frog here."

his expression flat-lined, ❛ shirazu, i swear to GOD if you start this shit again, i’ll kick your ass. you DEFINITELY have something better to be doing. when was the last time you trained? ❜

‘  you’re suppose to eat ass, not drink it.  ‘

     Saiko... Saiko knows about sex? Just the thought of someone who seemed so innocent knowing about eating ass of all things, well, it shocked him ( she’s played Pact with a Witch, hasn’t she? )  ❝ You can drink ass, if it’s swampy, but that’s too gross... even for me. ❞

❛ everyone else has gone out to get groceries, ❜ he lingers behind the sofa with arms folded flush to his chest. he's been waiting a while to have this conversation (why him, why does it have to be with him? ). clears his throat to get shirazu's full attention, jaw tense with each word, ❛ so. i was wondering. how do you ( of all people ) manage to pick up girls? ❜

- @honourquinx​

    HIS ATTENTION IS GRABBED, right-hand grabs the television remote and his thumb slams down on the volume button, turning it down. Shirazu no longer is paying any mind to the Godzilla marathon playing on the screen ( even though he’s been waiting for it for weeks on end ), for what Urie had just asked him was far more interesting. Body turns so he’s facing the other Quinx, with a smile on his face. Oh, how the turned had tables.

    ❝ You gotta have something cool about you man. ❞ Shirazu states, ❝ Like a hobby or quirk or some shit. See like, chicks dig my friend Kami since he’s got tritanphobia or some shit like that. ❞ Tritanopia, blue-yellow color blindness. ❝ They’re always asking him how he sees what they’re wearing, and then he whips out his sketchbook and they fawn over it and ask him to draw them. I don’t think he really likes girls though if we’re being honest. ❞ Maybe he should learn how to filter himself, yet it’s not like Urie was going to run back and tell him. ❝ And my friend Kiru raps, so bitches ask him to write verses about them. ❞

     ❝ I picked up the guitar to pick up girls, something about being good with my hands that they like, it’s really all about the g string. ❞ The truth is when it came to sex Shirazu didn’t know what he was doing, so most of his experiences with girls in the bedroom ended badly, yet the times when he was just flirting, well that went down pretty smoothly. ❝ I guess you got the gym thing going for you with being beefy and shit, chicks totally dig the muscle, but constantly training makes you seem kinda you know, douchey. ❞