The NSFW Alt

no longer allowed inside the medieval torture museum because i got too turned on

We can never let this post die

I wanna be called princess :(( I wanna be a butchs princess :(( pleasepleaseplease call me your princess :(

Every sleepy femme princess deserves their loyal knight to protect them from the cold every night.

Writing vaguely medieval smut; got distracted running a quick historical fashion search. Do all the princesses on tumblr know that those ladies aren't wearing anything under those skirts? I think that their devoted knights should know how easy it would be to push their linens up, have their way with their ladies right then and there. (Or, perhaps, just how little would separate them from the princess's quim when she pulls her knight close between her legs.) It would be extraordinarily simple to stand up after a tryst and let her skirts down, the trail down her leg, the streaks down his armor the only signs of any misbehavior.

Do not forget that discord is still planning on moving forward with age verification and has only "delayed it" until "the later half of 2026." They are hoping you will forget while they quietly roll it out when no one is looking. Continue to message them about it. Continue to talk about it. Make it clear this is unacceptable. Discord is one of the only places left you can even talk about or share adult content in private at scale anymore. They will tell you "its not that bad if you dont use it for nsfw" but fuck them and fuck people who say that shit.

best part of sex is when youre fucking someone who normally has your best interest in mind and you can see their concern for your wellbeing exit their body as they decide how theyre going to use you

🫠🥺

im sorry but the concept of cum is so deeply unserious to me. you mean your dick got touched and now there’s goo? and this is everyone’s problem?

maybe i wouldnt have a laundry list of kinks if society didnt alienate me from my own body in a million different ways. but also maybe i would. whos to say

I’ve wondered this sort of thing too, up there with “What would my taste in clothes be if society had absolutely nothing to say about what they convey?”

I am a femme with a praise kink btw

two femmes scissoring for their butches to watch

I wrote some smut with a premise a lot like this once

i want a girl to be so obsessed with me that every time she sees me all she wants to do is make out