Retail Shenanigans

I love when customers pull the “but someone told me __”. “Ma'am we don’t have soup here.” “But someone told me you did!” Like oh congrats! That was a test! Here let me go get our hidden soup bar! Because someone TOLD YOU WE HAD IT

I work at a supermarket and our selfscans werent giving out dollar bills. The techs werent answering calls so we couldnt fix them. This woman yelled at my service leader and threw change at her face. She couldve just gotten bills at a register.

When I was a waitress, if a middle aged woman was ever rude to me (they almost always were) I’d happily offer them the senior discount, 65 and above only. It felt so good to see their eyes bulge out of their sockets and their mouths drop open in shock.

I work in food service, and one day we had this guy come through drive thru. He had a huge order, but our store is pretty good and we got it all together without a problem. About 2 minutes after he left, he walked into the store, straight to the front register, and complained that one of his orders of fries weren’t as crispy as the other ones. I had to leave to keep from laughing in his face.