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@resurgent-king
This is a casual roleplay blog for AI Hansome Jack, stuck inside the Jackhammer as far as my AU is concerened. There might be some Jack out of the gun as well but if you are looking for/are interested in more serious literate roleplay, hit me up on my main account please.
This account is mainly intended for interacting with the Borderlands corpsphere but I'll interact with whoever would like to!
[Old Account: handsome-gun]
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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Wow, the echonet just going on without me? No one missing me? Rude.
Conspiracy theory!
@officialhyperion is secretly run by a Handsome Jack AI.
(Because only Jack could run a social media account with such finesse!)
Hyperion welcomes all conspiracy theories! Especially the blatantly untrue but highly complimentary ones! 😉
Nah, there's only one of me and I ain't running that account. If I did, I'd talk about me way more.
Sounds like something someone with poor resolution would say
Kiss my HD ass <3
Oh it really has boss. We need ya back for same damn order around here
Ah, finally someone who knows how to treat a hero with respect. You deserve a raise, someone tell that boss lady to give this guy a raise!
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have you tried messing with someone by pretending only they can hear you talk?
Let’s just say you get very creative when your life is this fucking boring.
and then i’d shake the jar
Fuck you <3
i would put u in a digital caterpillar and then i would put u in a jar with a twig and leaves in it
Are you trying to say I’m pretty? I’ll just assume you are ‘cause I gotta agree there, Princess. Thank ya.
I know you’re not JACK really but I gotta ask, would you rather have not met Kell at all at this point? Seems like you really fucking hate them.
The fuck kinda question is that? I mean, really, what gave you the impression that I really fucking hate them now? Tryna help save them? Those damn malfunctions that made me all emotional?
I know I’m not... me in the flesh but hey, I’m as much Handsome Jack as you can get right now, Kitten, so I will grant you an answer. I’ll put it real simple so even you can understand. Listen closely.
Nope.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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Okay who installed autocorrect on me
In other news: "The Hyperion Corporation is the True Liberator of the Borderlands!" once again tops 'Favourite Opinions of the Month"-Poll!
Imagine being salty that I‘m way funnier on the Echonet.
Thing is, I’m just ONE pair of hands.
I can’t do it on my own.
Too little hand, too much piano?
Can we interest you in some: Hyperion Cybernetics?
Hyperion Cybernetics you say……
Wouldn’t you only need the two? Not three spoons?
And ruin the symmetry of this thread? Absolutely not. Who do you think I am? Some kind of monster?
Thing is, I’m just ONE pair of hands.
I can’t do it on my own.
Too little hand, too much piano?
Can we interest you in some: Hyperion Cybernetics?
Hyperion Cybernetics you say……
Hyperion Cybernetics: Putting the 'arm' in 'firearm'
How about Hyperion Cybernetics: Putting the ˋbody´ in ˋsomebody get me out of this goddamn gun prison before I go insane´
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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Boss! Your back!
Oh hell yeah, baby!
It‘d be way too boring without me around.
Thing is, I’m just ONE pair of hands.
I can’t do it on my own.
Too little hand, too much piano?
Can we interest you in some: Hyperion Cybernetics?
Hyperion Cybernetics you say……
