Shoot For The Moon. Or Something.

We believe in: Combat AI! 😎

Dear pre-deceased 'ATLAS'-customer,

Our competitors have recently accepted the fact that the only thing that makes their inferior weaponry usable is augmenting them with quality HYPERION parts.

While we at HYPERION are willing to extend an olive branch by renting out our licences, the Hyperion corporation's first priority is the satisfaction, safety, and overall killing-comfort of our customers.

Hence, we will not permit inferior manufacturers to feel equal to us by allowing them in turn to insert their rudimentary technology into our quality Hyperion products - knowing that they cannot deliver on the high technological and ethical standards our customers have rightfully come to associate with the HYPERION name.

Remember: A quality HYPERION weapon in your hand and a qualityHYPERION shield on your hip is your only defence against the murderous bandits and savages waiting to roast your intestines and wear your skeleton as a fashion statement. It is also: Very embarrassing to die holding an Atlas firearm.

Hyperion wishes you a productive and bandit-free day.

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