ready steady GO

“Contrary to popular belief you are not here to collect men or sugar!” “Focus and stop acting like fat ass hoes!” “That’s the fucker we’re looking for.” “Fuck, you’re a hot piece of ass.” “Having a good morning?” “That’s your cue to go, sweet cheeks.” “How are you feelin’ this morning?” “Fuck off. Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my goddamn sugar.” “Is there anything hard you refuse to jump on?” “Oh stop it with the self-righteous bullshit. Everyone’s got a hobby.” “First of all, why the fuck do you think I know the answer to that?” “Oh lord, grant me the patience to deal with you!” “You’re acting like you don’t even give a shit!” “Number one, that was cheesy. Number two, you smell like shit.” “I’m going to make that fucking fucker pay for fucking covering me in this shit.” “Repent, you motherfucker!” “Faster does not mean better, you asshole.” “Yeah, real fucking profound.” “You’re way too old to rock leather pants. Seriously, you look like Mick Jagger’s grandpa.” “I, ah… I’m visiting the elderly at a nursing home.” “Get your skank ass out here and help me!” “What’s up, shit pickle?” “Now, you do realize this is all you fault right?” “The only shitstorm here is the one that’s coming out of your mouth all the time.” “You do know what incognito means right? It’s the opposite of that.” “I’ve met the janitor and he’s hotter than you.” “You may also refer to me as Queen/King ___, Her/His Majesty, or God/Goddess.” “Ugh, aren’t you supposed to be in the trash?” “Stupidity results in death in my classroom.” “I’d also like to break a window and design a cheap trashy teen fashion line.” “God just did not design you for thinking, did he?” “Giza’s next? Where’s that, Florida?”

me at home: good nite 

“arson should not be a source of arousal!!!!” “everybody wants his booty.” “i now pronounce you the prettiest booty in the court.” “buT I’M YOUR QUEEN” “you can’t fight this face. it’s too pretty.” “be my pretty boy.” “you get that booty and you never let it go.” “so that’s when I figured ‘oh this is my son’s boyfriend’” “That’s pretty cute not gonna lie.” “and just it got really gay really fast.” “a lot of what he said was kinda ominous.” “we’re just all prepared for anything at this point lma o.” “literally every scene they had together I was just like ‘GAAAYYY’” “Y R U THE WAY U R?” “brother why. why are you licking me” “FUCKING END ME” “IM SO WRECKED” “I’m ten chapters in and I’m 100% trash for him.” “seriously like just the smallest things that he does make me legit squeal and scream” “he’s apparently got a thing for dark hairand a royalty kink but we don’t talk about that.” “okay i’ll make out with you.” “you’re just like ‘haha what if’ and then it suddenly becomes ‘oh no.’” “…………..that wasn’t planned.” “you could knock………..or you could join.” “follow ur heart.” “as in the heart in his pants or actual heart” “I mean the fact that he’s bffs with 2 of the finest booties at court probably doesn’t help.” “gayer than gay.” “…are you looking at his butt?” “STOP TALKING.” “no way I’m gay … I just … none of these girls interest me.” “Smooth as gravel, that’s me.” “I can’t even apologize I have no shame.” “I DON’T EVEN WATCH THIS FUCKING SHOW.” “CLOSE UR MOUTH U wHORE DaMN.” “IM ONLY RUNNING ON 4 HOURS OF SLEEP TOO THIS IS NOT WHAT I NEEDED TODAY.” “give me the angst. give me the regret and the pining and the hurt.” “PLUS: it was very selfish.” “I am ready for death.” “That essay, that I stayed up until 4 am to finish, is due next monday.” “I have a thing for pretty boys” “IT PHYSICALLY PAINS ME TO LOOK AT HIM” “ITS LIKE STARING AT THE SUN” “good night! good luck getting the booty!” “YESA THOUSAND TIMES YES.” “et tu?” “he needs a little thirst in his life.” “just embrace your ho life.” “okay no blame will be placed as long as it is recognized that I am the most good looking.” “kissing my brother I see how it is. I thought we had something special.” “wink wonk.” “e x cus e me ??” “a blog called horny-sluts0 just started following me.” “I’m not saying he isn’t kinky, I’m just not saying he has a royalty kink.” “#dO NOT.” “DATING ONE PRINCE DO ES  no T MEA N A N Y T H I N G.” “SCREAM WITH ME” “what’s the haps my dudes” “(name) I do not think that ‘what’s the haps my dudes’ is a correct way to engage with youths.” “are you trying to put me in a bad mood because it’s working.” “THAT IS NOT HoW ADU LTS DEAL wIT H THEI R I SSUES.” “i shall corrupt this one.” *fixes cleavage* “bet your pretty ass i am.” “I’m gonna fucking punch something.” “i will torture u softly.” “how is walking in front of someone entirely naked cryptic?” “she’s my child now don’t upset my child or i will eat u.” “stop that.” “Is this what a break up feels like?” “i’m irresistible it’s my best character flaw.” “i mean, i am irresistible, we established that.” “i’d rather stick my hand in a scorpion’s nest if it’s all the same.” “where are you going to find a scorpions nest in New York?” “please don’t break into the bug house at the Zoo oh my god.” “fine then, i’ll feed the ducks ALONE. UNPROTECTED. VULNERABLE. ALL BY MY SELF.” “is that why I found jello in my shoes???? you’re buying me new boots.” “little brothers are not secret weapons.” “this is just making me MORE SAD” “THIS IS WHY I HAVE TRUST ISSUES” “I WANTED TO MAKE IT BETTER. I TRIED.” “YOU MADE IT WORSE.” “literally 80% of my decisions are made to spite someone.”

[Fuel consumption combined: 11.4 l/100 km | Combined CO2 emissions: 259 g/km | |http://mb4.me/EfficiencyStatement]

I T A S H A ~

“ are you gonna kiss me or not? ” “ how many have you kissed? ” “ i really want to kiss you right now. ” “ i think we should kiss right now. ” “ i don’t kiss and tell. ” “ do you wanna kiss me? ” “ am i a good kisser? ” “ do i think i kiss okay? ” “ i’ve always wanted to kiss you. ” “ so i can kiss you anytime i want. ” “ i’ve never kissed anyone before. ” “ please, tell me you’ve done this before. ” “ it we just a kiss, not like it meant anything? ” “ did you kiss me with your tongue? ” “ you are a really good kisser. ” “ i want to be my first and last kiss. ” “ just walk up to him/her and kiss him/her, it’s not hard. ” “ are you trying to lean in and kiss me right now. ” “ do not even try and kiss me right now. ” “ not even a kiss could shut me up. ” “ no kiss goodbye? ” “ you always kiss me goodbye, why? ” “ i dream about kissing your lips. ” “ i’ve kissed before, just not like this. ” “ i don’t know how to kiss, could you teach me? ” “ i don’t wanna miss this kiss. ” “ let’s just kiss and get it over with already. ” “ first kisses are always so awkward, unless the other person is experienced. ”

💓  - And a name to ask if they would start a relationship with them. ⇕ - And a name to ask if they would sleep with them. ✮- And a name to hear their real feelings for them.< ☠ - And a name/ topic to hear what they hate the most about it/them. ✂-  For  one of the wrost mischief they did. ₪ -  For a kink. 回 - For a phobia they have. ✦ - For a guilty pleasure. ◎  - Next to any question to have it answered sincerely, no matter how personal or embarassing.

❝ Could you imagine if you unlocked outfits in real life? Like, “Congratulations you wiped your ass, here’s a new shirt.” ❞