@resplendentfm (for any muse)
❝ i used to think getting emails from a raccoon was the weirdest thing to ever happen to me. ❞ and natasha had experienced many strange things in her lifetime, far more than the average person. but that was just as outrageous as it sounded, sentient creature or not, he was still a raccoon. ❝ but i have to say i sort of miss them. as trashy as they were, they were entertaining. ❞ the foul mouthed, chaotic little guy was truly one of a kind. discussing weapons with him had quickly become one of nat’s favorite things.
“a raccoon? i’m more of a dog person, myself.” sirius had a little list of jokes that would never, never get old, and that was at the top of the list. it shared the slot with but i am being sirius. “if that’s impressive to you, you should see what happens when i get a hold of my magic wand. and that’s not a euphemism. er. this time. what’s an email?” sirius had been here for a year, loved muggle things, but email was outdated by this point. he had missed that one.
