Gym Leader Melony

"Who are you, two thirds of the Animaniacs? I feel as if you could use some more class."

"I am... as they say, kinkshaming. There's no need to objectify someone for their age."

"Meanwhile, my eldest daughter showed me a picture of an iceberg and a bunch of text I didn't quite understand, explaining that it's about Deltarune theories. I don't know what Deltarune is, but I'm glad she's having fun and learning a bit of literary analysis."

Right now though she's feeling stubborn. I am so sorry in advance.

"I'll gladly step down and hand you the gym full-time once you've proven you're ready to. Though I'm not going easy on you."

"It's called 'brainrot' for a reason, you know."

well, kick off starter call, capping at three for now?

Something something, Melony. Follows back from @stellartyped. Reblog if you're interested.