The fact that I’m legally an adult is hysterical

I want to know what kind of face the owner made to get that response

How does it feel to wake up everyday and know you can snap like that

Damn. If I was on that street I would’ve just frozen.

She’s like a siren

Congratulations to you both!

I CANT STOP LAUGHING WHYYY

HOW DID THAT MUCH FLATULENCE COME OUT OF THAT TINY KITTY BUTT

Seriously it fucking LIFTS OFF

“3…2….1….LIFT OFF!!”

@dandelionofthanatos

I literally have not laughed this hard in over a year, oh my god

I’m fucking dying lmfao

It doesn’t expire either! It’s a continual offer

Always reblog the plan-b coupon. If you don’t want a baby, stop it before it happens.

And they’re not related?

😦😦😦😦🤭🤭🤭🤭

Their mamas have some explaining to do

that’s one person and you can’t fool me

I needed this

Is this foreal?

reblog to save lives!

Someone is HONGRY

The poise… the balance… the PRESENCE