scriptura helvētica

This is a fallacy.

In order to delay my obligations by several important minutes, I challenged myself to write a post on the fly. The problematic thing is that I can only be self-referential about my inability to write as opposed to actually writing anything of any possible relevance. Here lies my talent, perfectly-worded soulless drivel.

I have a difficult time writing, and I'm hoping that this will somehow compel me to magically become this hypercompetent scrivener. I'm off to a rough start, but a start is a start...is a start?

This heat is leeching my will to complain