That's not a Fearow, Spark

the worst person you know thinks they're super empathetic. the kindest person you know thinks they're fucked up and evil

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

christian pitcher throws a christian baby

Oh, you think it's "adorable" that I fell asleep on your lap? Well, it's a mark of my utter contempt. That's how little I fear you.

You have turned this glory hole into a hole of dishonor and you must leave immediately

nice outfit LOSER!!! 2001 called, they

hold on.

oh my god

What if... What if I played the game the same way as I did last time with the same character :D

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

there's like a thousand ways for a shower to work and you wouldn't even imagine half of them until you have to take a shower at a new place

naan before beer you’re in the clear. beer before naan ghengis khan

can you put that thing on a leash?

It’s important to me that my nonsense remain high quality

It should be illegal for a service you've paid for to show you ads