Gay since 1895

The first time I read a study in scarlet I was extremely confused when I got to the part where an old man and a little girl were dying in the desert and I thought that the person who made the pdf I was reading made a mistake and put a whole fucking book about mormons in a sherlock holmes story

You are sooo not alone in thinking it was a publishing mistake. I absolutely did when I first read it.

AY YO, GLAD TO KNOW I WASN’T THE ONLY ONE

Literally me with @worse0mens ' fics.

When Adam bit the apple he did it because he trusted Eve. Because he loved her. Adam bit into the apple because the woman he loved told him to, no matter what God said. No matter the rules of heaven. What’s heaven to a woman’s love anyway? What’s God to your wife? The first sins of humanity, were trusting others. Eve trusted a snake, Adam trusted Eve, and I trust you. Maybe that’s a sin, just like the first couple. Maybe everyone’s right about us and we’re sinners and we offend God. But like I said, what’s God to a woman’s love anyway? What has heaven got that I can’t find sitting next to you on a cool autumn morning?

i love how good omens is like oh shit!! aziraphale found the antichrist the plots moving along!! CUT heres a 6000 year long slowburn.

It's cuz despite just finding out about thw antichrist's location, Crowley and their relationship still manages to creep on his mind.