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chad is like a fungus. give him time, and he will grow on you.
mal

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chad charming describes his 'friends'
Ben: He's that loose string on your sweater that's frayed and when you pull it just keeps stretching until your entire sweater has unravelled.
Mal: *alicia keys voice* THIS GIRL BREATHES FIREEEEEEEE~
Jay: Hottie with a body. On the ground. He punched someone.
Carlos: A puppy who could probably build a bomb but he's too nice to do that.
Audrey: The actual love of my life. I would die for her. I would let you die for her.
Lonnie: no comment.
Zara: i forgot my comment. why? because i'm high.
Jesse: i finally understand the allure of wanting someone taller than you.
lennuieternel:
latin or ancient greek? iliad or odyssey? rome or athens? ivory or scarlet? history or mythology? sea or mountains? apollo or dionysus? gold or pearl? flute or lyre? glory or wisdom?
The Office sentence meme
❝ I’m going to make this way harder than it needs to be. ❞
❝ Who says exactly what they’re thinking? What kind of game is that? ❞
❝ Speaking of funerals… why don’t you go ahead and die? ❞
❝ You took a life here today. You did. The life of the party. ❞
❝ Please don’t throw garbage at me. ❞
❝ Well, well, well… how the turn tables. ❞
❝ Just Do It. You were the “it” that I was just doing. ❞
❝ Decent people everywhere will get offended. ❞
❝ I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good. ❞
❝ Who am I? I’m [name], the business bitch. ❞
❝ Oh, speaking of time machines… I just got back from the future and I went to your funeral, and guess what? Nobody came. ❞
❝ I never smile if I can help it. ❞
❝ This is a dream I’ve been having since lunch, and I am not giving up on it now. ❞
❝ If you pray enough, you can change yourself into a cat person. ❞
❝ Occasionally, I will hit someone with my car. So sue me. ❞
❝ I really enjoy being judged. ❞
❝ Friends joke with one another. ‘Hey, you’re poor.’ ‘Hey, your momma’s dead.’ That’s what friends do. ❞
❝ I don’t talk trash, I talk smack. They’re totally different. ❞
❝ They’re trying to make me an escape goat. ❞
❝ If I don’t have some cake soon I might die. ❞
❝ Your mom, you gay nerd! ❞
❝ I don’t want to blame anyone in particular… I think everyone’s to blame. ❞
❝ Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it’s not like this compulsive need to be liked. Like my need to be praised. ❞
❝ Is this a video conference you’re having with… “Drake” featuring “Swizz Beatz”? ❞
❝ Should have burned this place down when I had the chance. ❞
❝ Nobody does anything for me anymore unless I threaten to kill myself. ❞
❝ So everyone here knows pirate code? ❞
❝ Your internet searches were so filthy we had to throw out your computer. ❞
❝ I have the worst attitude of anyone here. ❞
❝ And I knew exactly what to do, but in a much more real sense I had no idea what to do. ❞
❝ What is so stupid about wanting to name a baby Usher? ❞
❝ I have a lot of questions. Number one: how dare you?! ❞
❝ You’re always saying there’s something wrong with society, but maybe it’s something wrong with you. ❞
❝ I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to just tune myself out. ❞
“ okay okay but listen. you know what men’s fashion needs? more texture. everything is so boring. i want tulle. i want fluff. i want pretty. i want color! “
chad doesn’t always bring work home. he prefers not to, as to keep the two realms of his life apart. but sometimes it can’t be helped. plus, he likes getting the opinion of someone who isn’t so fashion forward or fashion concerned. someone like jay. that desire for jay’s opinion is what has lead to this image: every inch of their dining room table being covered with fabric books, all open, and revealing the multitude of swatches inside. their table is transformed into a rainbow sea of fabric squares and thoughtfully hovering over the collection of neutrals, neons, jewel tones, shimmer, and shine, is chad.
he has a pen tucked behind his ear and yellow-gold curls are pulled out of his face with a rose bobby-pin he nicked from audrey. in his hands is his sketchbook and focus is on his features.
his fingers run over cobalt tulle, letting them linger and letting his eyes take in their rich color. he looks back at his sketchbook to reference his drawing.
“ what do you think? i’m worried tulle might be a bit much for everyone else. “
@parkool II frm CHAD

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she might seem shallow...and maybe she is. but i know i'm shallow. maybe we deserve each other.
journal entry from chadwick charming II @cunningflower
#ya boy can go from bro to hoe in five seconds smh
@parkool about jay and its so accurate i laughed in a library
Mama please. I'm not ready yet.
a six word story
’ one day, you’re going to make someone so happy. ’ (audrey @ chad :') )
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they’re breaking in the new kitchen that came with audrey’s new home.
the new homeowner sips on her red wine, legs pulled up on the stool across from him and wrapped in a warm sweater. chad paused when she said her words, letting them sink in.
“ you think so? ” he continues chopping up mushrooms for their dinner but not before letting the corner of his lips turn up for a second. “ that is a nice thought, isn’t it. ” but its not a statement that’s been proven by his recent dating record.
he gathers his chopped mushrooms and puts them in the hot sauce pan, shaking the pan by the handle once they’re in.
he steps back from the stove and walks around the marble island to wrap his arms around his girl. he holds her from behind so audrey puts a hand on his arm. “ thanks, auds. that means a lot. ”

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The Yasin-Charming Family News (an excerpt from HEY AURADON!)
Legendary tourney star turned legendary tourney coach, Jay Yasin-Charming, and super talented fashion designer husband, Chadwick Yasin-Charming, have been married since 2029 and have since gone on to adopt three children: Nergui, Calliope, and, the latest member, Jackson. After previously living in Charmington, all 5 family members are currently residing in a posh townhouse in Upper East of Auradon City. Stay tuned for the latest from the Yasin-Charmings and their three kids, as well as the family dog, Barkley, as we bring you photos, Instagram posts and sweet updates from the famous family.
2 Broke Girls sentence meme -- PART 1
“You look so beautiful, I forgot how bad your personality is.” “He doesn’t know he looks like that and I don’t have the heart to tell him.” “My dad is in jail.” “So how’d you end up in Brooklyn?” “Is this where I’m supposed to feel sorry for you?” “You can have 8 minutes. One for each ab.” “Well I can cross that off my bucket list.” “Oh my god you’ve been robbed!” “Can you imagine having no money? I mean…you wouldn’t even have any money.” “Back up, Jersey Shore.” “Everyone needs help sometimes.” “We really need to work on your self-esteem.” “Don’t get attached.” “You took money from a homeless man?” “Well she recently lost her dignity, so you might have a shot.” “When in doubt, I’m always mocking you.” “I’m too poor to have a fear of success.” “Great. You’re like a nightlight. You’re so blonde.” “What are you, the relationship ghost?” “Jokes on you, I don’t have a future.” “Why wouldn’t you just say yes to his friend request?” “It’s so hot. When did heat get so hot?” “Sketchers? How dare you.” “Oh my god. I’m 8 dollars. I’ve been reduced.” “You’re turning Goodwill into bad will.” ‘The only thing not tragic about me is this ass.” “I want so bad to be hip.” “You are both welcome to watch us have sex.” “I can run away from everything. I’m on my 5th identity.” “Why is every rich inbreed named William?” “You look like a lesbian I once made out with on a dare.” “Oh face!” “I don’t have enough money to be a real alcoholic.” “My vision board!” “He’s not a deadbeat. He’s a street artist.” “We are not keeping a mattress on a floor. We are poor, not crackheads.” “Get busy, Princess. Daddy’s got company.” “When I get nervous my Rico Suave comes out.” “He likes you with his penis.” “If it’s after 2:30 pm, it’s the call for the dirty.” “I would like to offer myself as rebound sex.” “I give guys blue balls, not broken hearts.” “Back off, tiger mom!”
headcanon: ben is shite at writing poetry. he reads a lot. he knows good poetry when he sees it. but for some reason he can’t write it very well. everything he writes sounds like something out of a not-so-good children’s book. it’s something that irks him all the time.
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I ALSO LOVE YOUR SON!
❝ I’m done living in a world where I don’t get to be who I am. ❞ // az @ chad ! am I too late for this meme ?? c:
something in chad compels him to take her hand in his. and in his true impulsive, he does what his gut tells him to do. soon, he finds himself noting how perfectly her smaller hand fits in his. he looks into her eyes, unafraid of what he may find in them.
may he find chaos. may he find danger. may he find confusion. he’ll take it all if he finds an ounce of love, a drop of affection, in her gaze.
“who are you then, az?” he asked--a hopeful heart beating in his chest.

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LISTEN. this jay is a brilliant jay. their jay is complex, deep, and FUN. you need this in your life.
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